Feel like I'm in Saw or Imitation Game or some shit.

??? anonymous potato parcel???

It's a thing! $10 per potato. Why do I have two

o__o

wh

again??? who potatoes you this much

FiremanSam: rofl ikr. I thought I've was bizarre but now clearly it's a long haul investment.

one was*

this like how the president of venezuela had a mango with a message written on it thrown at him

More like how someone left a completely random tomato on your fence on time

one time*

it wasnt even a good tomato tho