This is going to be way more chill than the other logs, we're mainly going to be explaining certain things we didn't get to in the trial
After this, we're going to be holding an afterparty log open to all Nintendo characters and select parties, even those from outside the game
It's only lepowned on right now, so please ping him if you decide to interact!
...IS THIS GOING TO TURN INTO ELITE BEAT AGENTS
because I love that game and also recognize the song from there
E-B-A
E-B-A
YOMIEL DOESN'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THESE HOOLIGANS
but oh my god ELITE BEAT AGENTS
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS
SO I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU
THAT THE ELITE BEAT AGENTS ARE GONNA BE SMASH ROUND'S FUTURE FOUNDATION
... you guys are the best and I'm still so mad I didn't app in
This is a beautiful choice
that's wonderful
Mega64: Elite Beat Agents (HD)
....yes
everyone join the EBA
bfhsdnvjksfnbksdnbs
good lord yes
YES
i am so glad i want yomiel to be the grumpiest elite beat agent
my shinta muse is clapping. o7
I'M SO HAPPY
SO SO HAPPY
Nintendo DS - Elite Beat Agents Episode 1 hope you guys who opt in are ready for this to LITERALLY BE YOUR LIFE FROM NOW ON
I chose the right time to peek at a Smash Ronpa plurk
oh ym bob I forgot how much I love this game
WELL HELLO THERE
....now i really wish I had tried apping an ouendan like i'd considered, sob
YunisVerse: same here but i really dont have the motivation for a game like this sob
YEAH admittedly i never would've been able to find the time but. god.
elite beat agents is my lifeblood
are players who were in the round allowed to bring in others to the afterparty
yes
woo
i'm bringing in mario solely to torment BlankBlankity
... the hostages weren't really kidnapped, right...?
yeah they were shadow bugs
NAH THEY WERE FAKES
Okay just making to be sure
none of the motives were real
...
can someone bring the balance board to the afterparty
yep your brother killed a tiny human for no reason
he's gonna be SO PISSED when he finds out
This is exactly why I needed to know
If someone brings the Balance Board please make them evil
This is all I want in the world
firebenderjess is it just me or is episode 2 of EBA perfect for Alastor
...okay but.
Can the Balance Board literally be an expo for GLaDOS.
canon
DO IT
I'm so happy
don't worry though, he won't run away from home to join the EBA
even if they have nice suits
"No wonder you haven't checked-in in weeks. It's because you were busy getting fat. Not that you had any trouble. Not with those lovehandles."
Refer to Wiitney as property
Oh man this is amazing. I'm so bringing Duster
I used to have more eligible muses than just Elise. I should get on that.
can't have a sequel without the best character, eh pitstain?
Well
Given their history
You could probably go help them out for a while... like a decade or two...
....hush
but then who would kick you butt at DvL
...where the characters are 100% self aware of the gap too
..oh god do I have any characters who are afterparty eligible. ..
lilrebbitzen, I'm canonblind to EBA, actually.
THE SIX STAR COMMANDER APPEARS AAAAH
And I'mma bring in the generic mooks from Viewtiful Joe season 1 for the afterparty, because they are adorable and almost certainly miss Alastor.
Fun fact I RP'd Commander Kahn for shits and giggles forever ago
Fingers crossed for allcaps
frickninja it's gonna be either nintendo characters or like...third parties who have been on nintendo systems
gonna have octodad there tbh
oh man
I KNOW I'm just going through my list in my hype by head trying to remember who I have
O C T O D A D
... just checked my roster, the only other character I have eligible is my old Bill Grey account
if someone brings in a Lance I will love you forever
So. Would you guys mind a Smash!Sonic (yup, I play him from Smash and Sega canon) in the after party.
/crashes in here Yes after party
...technically I could bring Dahlia but who would want that
...Question. If we have a...basically a canon-specific NPC account with multiple characters on it, can we use it for multiple characters at the afterparty?
I had a Brock once upon a time, but that was back in the long lost age of LJ
(Someone please bring in either Princess Daisy or Prince Peasley)
Oh my god that's right AA was Nintendo
Because I kinda want to have Alastor's former subordinates gatecrash because they heard he was at a party and they can't let him have all the fun.
frickninja I WOULD
firebenderjess yee
(Also Mario)
(i'm doing the mario)
Ufufufufufu.
(I'm tempted to do the song but YES)
(Hope you want a sobbing little bro, Mario)
whoops, beat you to the punch
I feel sorry for anyone who has to put up with the bat. He's obnoxious and rude.
I'D BE SO TEMPTED TO BE AN ASSHOLE AND HAVE HER MAKE VAGUE REFERENCES TO R1 BECAUSE DIMENSIONAL SHENANIGANS
I mean I probably wouldn't unless you guys encouraged it
I wouldkill for Fire Emblems, especially Tellius
if the R2 Ike showed up I'd die
I MEAN...VAGUE REFERENCES ARE FINE we're not gonna be canon to main drrp rounds
... Isabelle as an agent
small Town Hall secretary is her cover job
pft
WAH HA HA
OH NY GOOODDDDDD WARIO AND DUSTER
ohhhhhh
WARIO
Duster's a brave man to get into a craft piloted by Wario
yuup
duuuuuusteeeerr
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.... 
Haruka is really wishing she wasn't from a PC game.
Dog and Cat singing The Zelda Main Theme in Wii Musi...
...wait so
did nobody realize
wait what
that there was a cry for help in the first execution
/can't remember much of anything rn
that mr. resetti nagged betrayus about
... I was wondering when that was going to be addressed
wait, the eggplant wizard?
YES
I assumed it was just a monobear trick to lure Pittoo into chasing it
it was. and it somehow saved everyone's asses.
... OH MY GOD
THAT GODDAMN WIZARD SUMMONED--
Oh my god
.....fuck
You guys are goddamn geniuses
wait what
huh what
In Elite Beat Agents, the Agents are summoned by someone crying for help
yuup
God looking back it's totally even the way people in EBA scream "HELP MEEEE"
And it came up but no one followed up on that
--OH
OH MY GOD
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I PLAYED EBA I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT
I am just golf-clapping, well played
YOU GUYS THOUGHT OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING
wow shit man
well done
djtifaheart bring me sonic
WAAAAA
I literally just posted that too
damn son
I AM JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE RN
WALUIIIIIGI
GOOD YOU CAN HAVE IT
holeinmysoul: Okay! I shall. Sonic was screaming when I thought Shadow died in one of the weeks.
mutanthairything you've got competition for the position of wario's sidekick
WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT IT
IT IS THE BEST POSITION
FREE GARLIC
How do you kill the ultimate lifeform
HE DIDN'T DIE BUT I DID I'M SORRY
he just had a cold
lol
FINALLY ALL OF YOU GUYS CAN MEET WALUIGI
MEET LUIGI'S NEMESIS
shit got extremely real
i'm sure waluigi has some free cheese on him
Yeah uh, Shadow got really tiny week one. way to piss off the bear, Shads.
WARIO CHEATED
what did you think he was going to sit by and NOT try to kill the bad guy??
sonic pls
you know him better than this
Oh, he does
oh my bob
God, I'm just thinking if a Tails appe'd into this
just oh dear
/hands down face
and oh no tails
cinnamon fox
also get ready sonic u gonna get drilled about this "Smash Bros" thing
Shadow demands to know why he was not invited
lol
He was a trophy at least
assist trophy too, he ain't gonna mind. Headcanon is that he told Tails at least.
and assumed that tails told the others >.>
BlankBlankity LITERALLY MAKING THINGS UP
but I mean
what does Waluigi* do in his spare time
spoke* rather
lksad
Tails probably didn't believe him tbj
"transdimensional... bracket... tournament..."
I feel kinda bad clogging up this plurk, oops.
never feel bad
swampwitchery it's 1:30 am and i let out the ugliest laugh at that tag
i'm just imagining him doing a little dance in place like "WA. LU. EE. GEE."
lilrebbitzen: did you mean to write that Wario is her favorite person?
But zing, technically, I headcanon that he's been invited twice: once to go home to canon update post Lost World.
and then a crotch chop a la Strikers Charged for good measure
BUT GOOD I did this for no other purpose than to get laughs
swampwitchery: I imagine Waluigi spends a lot of time loathing Luigi, in the very least
Gotta keep that nemesiship up somehow
(Also thank you for this)
sometimes he just pulls out a picture of Luigi he keeps in his wallet and shakes his fist while screaming WAH
Hinawa oh my god
holeinmysoul WAIT YOU KNOW THE TROPHIES ARE LIFE-SIZED
RIGHT
Yes perfect
WHAT
NO I FORGOT
YEAH
LET ME FIX THAT ROFL
OH MY GOD I'M JUST
" And no one wants to eat garlic fries with a side of garlic sauce and a garlic shake."
IMAGINING SHADOW PICKING UP THE GIANT EGGMAN TROPHY
I'm done
HOLDING IT IN HIS LITTLE TINY HANDS
quits RPing
..;;
nothing will ever top that sentence
shdakj
what sentence
ATLAS SHRUGED
what did I miss
HERE'S YOUR DAMNED TROPHY /THROWS GIANT TROPHY ON THE GROUND
Fondly remembers Pittoo biting into a clove of garlic.
"And no one wants to eat garlic fries with a side of garlic sauce and a garlic shake."
that sentence
turns out Clair never existed
only Waluigi
CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS!
HAHAH YES
(Now I only wonder what the worst possible Egging would be)
tbh we had a list of endings
that i will reveal to you now
golden ending: triforce shards and clarice trial solved - all students revived
good ending: 2/3 triforce shards, clarice executed - only main students revived
bad ending: nobody revived, all students have to work in wario's goldmine forever
SUCCESS
djsakld
8D
I'm so excited
o happy
SO HAPPY*
PARTY \o/
PARTY
SHE IS GOING TO HUG THE HELL OUT OF ALL Y'ALL
including the people she doesn't know wait
RandomProphet is gonna bring in the current children in the morning
since ICly they're still at the camp
yeah just the mooks for now
take him in cuffs after Shadow punches him
HE NEEDS THIS
demidemonLove: goomba is fine I think
nah feel free to tag goomba!
jskjdlsa
SUCK IT EGGMAN
PITTOO IS GONNA BE SO HAPPY TO FIND OUT YER IN EGG JAIL
Amazing
yeees
guestronpa | 'CUZ IT'S ALL A JUMPIN' JACK FLASH vengeance is mine
BUT WAIT SHE NEEDS TO HUG EGGMAN FOR GETTING THE STUDENTS TOGETHER
there will be an egg top-level
with him in cuffs
dfsdhvusbvjs awwwwwww
(he will plead for your sake, eggman, he promises, but there needs to be that)
just so pittoo can brag
Shadow
you so tsun
look he fucked up
but then he unfucked up
GUESS WHO STOLE YOUR AMUSMENTPARK YOU BASTARD
?
it was dio duh
OK so Hinawa joins the EBA instead of getting gored by a mecha drago
okay so Nephenee's totally going to ask about visiting other worlds
I'm OK with this
I think that that should happen Groove
she is now an AU
yes good
then her son is never a robot and everything is no longer sadness
ask the commander
The EBA life beckons
he'll give you more of a straight answer
Shadow also joins the EBA. part time GUN, part time EBA, full time badass motherfucker
yes please Hinawa
Mother 3 gets a happier ending
Yeah Luigi is probably going to join the EBA, but only part time
Mother 3 just never hhappens now, so much for despair!
After all, someone has to rescue Mario when he gets kidnapped
Duster still fails his mission and looses his memories because he needs to join the DCMC. But everyone is alive in the end
Yeah I realized Nephenee wouldn't want o abandon either part of her life...
Tbh I was expecting Hinawa to get a bittersweet ending since she survived murder game only to go back to right before she died in canon anyway
her family and country
or the friends she's made here
YOU LIIIV-oh nope you die anyway
Dance Dance Revolution Luigi Mix- Pipe Pop Still he is a great dancer
them's the breaks!
Smash Ronpa created the happiest Mother 3 AU
Well I mean
We fucked over Hyrule
BUT THEM'S THE BREAKS
Hooray!
I mean Hyrule is already doomed to be kinda fucked up anyway
hyrule kind of does that
a lot
We just helped a little!
link arrives 15 minutes late with starbucks
it'll fluff itself up and unfluff itself again
"what the fuck guys"
just bothers eggman everywhere I'm sorry
and tbf it's not liek the three goddesses couldn't just make a new triforce is they wanted
literally just
using this egg icon all the time
and Ganondorf will just reincarnate anyways
hyrule will be fiiiiine
it's fine it's... fiiiiiine
The Triforce causes more trouble than it's worth, anyway.
truth
GONNA MAKE A NEW PLURK FOR IT BUT AFTERPARTY PLANNING POST
So we just reply saying "hi I'll be playing ___"?
c:
mutanthairything: I noticed that and fixed it xD I originally posted it to Wario but saw Duster's and realized it was better there
YEAH if you're bringing multiple characters list their usernames too
I'm considering bringing Gumshoe
YES DO IT
Gumshoe is perfect
...I'm bringing in 6 people what is wrong with me
-same-
...I don't have that many Nintendo muses.
So from me you just get a bunch of uglies from my canon that nobody actually plays.
I'm still debating if I wanna bring in any of my other old muses
bring me emblemssss
sadly I do not have a dw version of my old Ranulf account
birb was feeling clastrophobic there man, gotta sprea dhis wings
OKAY I'M SLEEPING NOW...ping me for mod stuff and i will hit in the morning
good night folks, thank you for the best rp journey of my life
g'night, thank you for giving us an amazing experience c:
"who needs the Triforce" ALBW kind of proved why that is a bad idea