Or as I like to call it. Holy crap straight men are scary the show.

also straight sex is weirdly bouncy

I have no reply for that.

xD

I'M SORRY, just the sex scenes in this crack me up sometimes

"bouncy" is an accurate description.

one time i described the life cycle of a dick like "spongy then springy and then firm and then spongy." and that's how i know i'm a dyke.

spongy for the better part, is what i was driving at.

Please never desribe my dick as spongy to anyone. Ever.