"WHY AM I MY OWN DOG???!" I scream as I am forced to clean my own hair out of the vacuum cleaner

"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH OF IT??"

fbgvfdgf

/pats

"WHY MUST I CUT IT OFF THE ROLLER????"

/SOBS OF A BROKEN SOUL

oh god I've been there

sitting there with a pair of scissors, trying to get all the hair off the roller that's managed to get wound around it

I also wasn't the only one in the house with long hair, so that added to it all

Straya: OOF that sounds terrible x-x

The bad side of being the only person with long hair is...you know it is all from you

Yep, that is true