So Vin Diesel, being the nerdy motherfucker he is, invites some other action movie stars over to his house to play Dungeons and Dragons.
He is DMing, of course, and he explains that in this scenario, everyone will play the role of a classical composer transported via the power of music to a fantastic world with dragons and elves and shit.
Samuel L. Jackson decides "I am going to be motherfucking Mozart."
Sylvester Stallone claims Chopin.
Russel Crowe and Bruce Willis are cajoled into playing Beethoven and Haydn, respectively.
ommmg
Arnold Schwarzenegger just states "I'll be Bach."
....OH MY GODD
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