Or good morning, depending on your preference

Who wants to take bets that my family gets me something that 1) illustrates beyond the shadow of a doubt that they either don't have a fucking clue who I am as a person for the umpteenth time

and 2) don't give two shits about finding out 8D

OR 3) that is incredibly gendered even though my whole life I have NEVER exhibited any interest in overly gendered things

OR 4) something patronizingly religious AND gendered, like something attempting to train me to be a "good Christian woman~" so I can "find a good Christian husband~"

Because YES THAT IS THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAGICALLY FIX ALL MY LIFE'S PROBLEMS

sob. I was excited about today. Then I remembered how shitty my family is even without knowing I'm trans.

Bonus points for sexist things like "you're a woman, you should obviously care about making a perfect 3-course turkey dinner!"

Even though I have...no one to cook for, and gosh my uncle makes a better turkey than both my aunt and cousin! GASP

lol I probably would make a turkey dinner though....for a soup kitchen

that would really piss him off

(he's one of those "I'm only Christian so I won't go to hell, fuck what Jesus actually said about caring for others" types)