/texts housemates how their trip is going/how their christmas went, trying to be conversational
"why are you asking"
bitch do I need a reason???
TO BE NICE AND CONSIDERATE AND BE A FRIEND I GUESS
BUT NEVER MIND
...wow wtf
My reply: "I'm part of a super secret spy ring dedicated to enforcing mandatory holiday cheer. Just asking so I know you meet the bare minimum."
I like that answer
James Bond: The Christmas Story
James Bond: The Christmas Story
That is kinda bitchy though wow