Floogy
9 years ago
My character has been kidnapped by ninjas/ruffians/something or other?! What do?
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Sonia sends out the guards
Floogy
9 years ago
go go guards
And Aerith launches a rescue mission herself
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Floogy
9 years ago
Don't get captured in the process Aerith
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
I seriously pity anyone who kidnaps Ibuki while Colin's around.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
About the only mercy is that they'd die quickly.
Floogy
9 years ago
hahaha
Floogy
9 years ago
god just... don't let Ibuki see it happen
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
There wouldn't be anything to see. XD
Floogy
9 years ago
W-what would he do exactly
Floogy
9 years ago
... or semi-exactly
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Depends on the resources available.
Floogy
9 years ago
let's say Bastion resources are available
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
But he'd make 'em disappear, one way or the other. XD
Floogy
9 years ago
xD;
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Bastion-resources?
Floogy
9 years ago
I mean what would he do with Bastion resources available
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Smoke grenade entry, then he'd throw them over the edge. ... Given how strong he is, he'd probably do it unassisted. XD
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
There might be a scream.
Floogy
9 years ago
hahaa
Floogy
9 years ago
I guess at the castle there's edges to throw them over too
Floogy
9 years ago
depends on where Ibuki was taken
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
... Of course, that wouldn't be a quick death. Falling that long would be pretty brutal.
Floogy
9 years ago
... yeah
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
In his IDEAL situation... he'd just straight transport them out into the vacuum of space.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
...
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
If they're wearing a vacuum suit, he'd crush 'em into neutronium. XD
Floogy
9 years ago
and then shoot them with lasers if they happen to be wearing spacesuits-
Floogy
9 years ago
haha
Floogy
9 years ago
... so what if his opponent is an engineer of his calibre
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Sabotage, mostly.
Floogy
9 years ago
and checking his own work for sabotage
Floogy
9 years ago
?
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
He actually has done that before. XD Gone up against enemy engineers messing with family.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Oh, of course.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
the difference there is... when you're equally matched, the first person to win is the first person who calls in close air support.
Floogy
9 years ago
hahaha
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Or in Colin's case... Calling in the assassins, mages, and otherworldly beings that he has on his speed dial. XD
Floogy
9 years ago
ffff
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
His exact criteria there, unless he's outmatched, is... "Get me in, neutralize the defenses, and then leave me alone with them for two minutes."
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
He doesn't like people seeing him when he gets brutal.
Floogy
9 years ago
well good, because that Ibuki's in no condition to see brutal stuff xD;
Floogy
9 years ago
... granted, even without spoilers she wouldn't like seeing it
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
/snickers!
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Most people don't, yes.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
"No witnesses" is great for saving peoples' innocence AND for getting out of criminal proceedings!
Floogy
9 years ago
ffff
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
That will be a lesson Colin saves for adulthood, really...
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
When it comes to family and people he WANTS to protect, he's pretty quick and unforgiving.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Colin doesn't really like Kidnappers in general, but he'll deal with random kidnappers a lot less harshly. He'll see to it that they're brought to Justice. ... Corsican Justice, admittedly.
Floogy
9 years ago
technically Ibuki is an adult. Stuck in a teenager body. Though I guess that depends on what Colin views as an adult
Fairy Bread
9 years ago
Minato gathers friends to help rescue her.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
XD She's not an adult yet to him. She's his teenage daughter with very loose morals.
Floogy
9 years ago
xD;;
Floogy
9 years ago
Hey Ibuki's current morals are just fine
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
He didn't say they were wrong. Just loose. :-D
Floogy
9 years ago
Colin's are probably a hell of a lot looser than hers xD;
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Also a lot more wrong. :-D
Floogy
9 years ago
haha
boop
9 years ago
bakerstreet | Kidnapping meme <- funny, this just showed up...
images relevant, of course
Floogy
9 years ago
ffff
boop
9 years ago
"I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" ...Well, since you mention it, Weegee...
boop
9 years ago
the texture's funny but you could probably consider it some form of spaghetti
Floogy
9 years ago
okay but how much explosions would be involved with Ikuri rescuing Ibuki?
boop
9 years ago
However many we need. If she gets 'em at 'er mercy, she'll go hand-to-hand. With messy results, as implied by the above.
boop
9 years ago
Lotsa spaghetti.
Floogy
9 years ago
please don't let Ibuki see the sphagetti
boop
9 years ago
sorry, zuzu. to mess with ibuki is to forfeit the protection of everything good and lawful. no pacifism allowed here
Floogy
9 years ago
xD;
boop
9 years ago
We can only hope.
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
Yeah, I honestly think Colin would probably use Ikuri as the agent of his vengeance. XD
Guardian Bear J
9 years ago
"Ikuri, she's here. Let me drop smoke and get Ibuki out. Then you do whatever you want to 'em."
boop
9 years ago
this is why she loves you, Papa-chan.
boop
9 years ago
it's not all of why she loves you, but it is in your favor.
Doctor Ansem
9 years ago
Don't worry! Konoka will rescue you somehow!
Doctor Ansem
9 years ago
...if she doesn't get kidnapped herself
Floogy
9 years ago
xD;
HEY WOLFY
9 years ago
PAPA'S COMING. WITH BACK UP. HE CANT RESCUE PEOPLE ALONE
Floogy
9 years ago
yayyy
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