My 2016 according to the meme going around. While I'm waiting for my damn report.

Blerg.

Fell on the stairs. Hurt my butt. Thanks a lot, 2016.

I say we surrender and just try again in 2017.

I can't. If I did that, I'd miss training tomorrow.

I'll trade you for my 15+ minute hold times and perpetual 20+ calls in the queue

No deal. I'm no fool. Also, I hate phones and talking to people. Which is why I am internet searching for my liiiiiiiiife.