Today, somebody is opening their box from Amazon and getting 3 Funko figurines from Big Trouble in Little China. Instead of the knee-high riding boots and longsleeve shirt they ordered.
Because their $57 order is sitting at my house and not the $23 one I placed on Monday.
However ShadeBlossom 's DVDs did arrive.
...Oh dear.
Some lady is probably very angry today. Me? I'm just confused.
Time to contact Amazon.
I did. Their automated forms not so helpful, so I contacted via email. Guess I won't be putting Wind, Rain, and Lightning on my desk tomorrow. 
"On this occasion, we don't require you to return the wrong order to us. You're welcome to keep, donate or dispose of it - whichever option is most appropriate and convenient for you."
I now have a pair of boots and a shirt.
Apparently.
Is the shirt nice?
It's a nice shirt. Fits. Just need to lose a little weight to make it look better. So, the boots and shirt will be weight loss prizes.
Good deal!