holy fuck receptionist lady get your shit together. it's ok to be bad at your job just do it far away from me i don't need this

"can i have an appt for the 21st" schedules me for the 11th i guess

"we have two appts open"
"cool i'll take this one"
schedules me for the other

ppl i know it's hard for you, but can you Just Not

ANYWAY. Meds obtained, fucking finally

OH MY GOD....

eats their faces christ

i need wine, burgers, and to escape from a locked room, stat

maybe some palette-swapped halos

these are all things the universe is equipped to provide

i propose this: we get burgers. we chill the wine. eat the burgers and drink the wine while palette-swapped halos dance for our entertainment.

and then we go willingly lock ourselves in a creepy cave

i gotta drop off my prescription on the way home so how about i pick up the wine and we can chill it while getting burgers

that sounds perfect