ah.....

interestingly enough, the cat pun is the only one in this lineup that...

isn't an actual line

in the game

what a fucking nerd

omg....

you have to dig really deep to get the hella moe one though

so that's something

don't look at me ginko...

this game isn't real it's a weird rare collective fever dream

i see

omg...

these are so good

they're great

omfg i can't believe this game the more you talk about it

I said it's not real

I'm telling you I got deathly ill sometime last year and hallucinated up this shitty fuckboy oc while wasted on nyquil and britt and alex just kind of quietly humor me on it and assure people it's a video game

actually the 2nd one actually did happen in the game

ah true

yeah I said the cat pun didn't

oh yeah

i mean ... there are plenty of other puns to be had

but he did make a paramedic-related joke...

sans cats

if I do a full replay before ztd comes out, I'm writing down every shit pun in the game

as well as every death

ah yes...

with my recent replay under my belt, i am ready

shakes fists

honestly my kingdom for a let's play where someone with a decent voice reads sigma's lines and says nothing else, so I could just audiobook that shit up.

if I had a decent voice I'd do it myself

but then I'd have to listen to my voice.

how do you get the hella moe one omg

If you back out of the sliding puzzle in the Pantry on easy mode like five times, Clover helps you but she withholds hints until he shouts Clover-chan is hella moe.

Also same kabby........

oh my god

weeps

phi's face is so perfect in the second one

that's how i imagine she looks at him 99% of the time

his feelings will never touch her cold dead heart...

unless he's dying ig

dies more often tbh

ah

that his way of wooing her

with death

hey if it works

sigma......

please love yourself

no