disclaimer: we don't have spiders

if we had spiders the last week would have been a week of terrorized minute-long power showers.

but it was kind of peaceful...

okay yeah I was about to say THIS WOULD TERRIFY ME but

LMAO YEAH

maybe it's the "no spiders" part that sounds most appealing to me but also this does sound peaceful

we live high up and I've never seen a single spider in this apartment. :'D

I've seen like two in the windows ever.

jealous tbqh

I want your mostly-spiderless life

moves u in

meanwhile now that I almost don't feel like dying and being dead, work has been good..! I'm kind of getting the hang of things. I had to train a new guy and we got slammed with just the two of us

he actually did phenomenally though and is super nice, I hope we can keep him

I still apparently sound like morty from rick and morty when I raise my voice but I'm almost cured