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Time Heist
9 years ago
Adariel: How many toilets does your house have? [trying to make small talk]
Lord Salazar: Seven.
Time Heist
says
9 years ago
Adariel: That’s not a lot.
Lord Salazar: Per room.
Adariel: Maybe you’d have more luck with women if you collected something less weird?
Lord Salazar: They were my mother’s!
Willep: What’s a chamberpot?
Time Heist
says
9 years ago
...my party, folks.
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