MAN

Team Q is seven kinds of fucked.

at least they let the kid have a crossbow when he's stuck in a room with those two.

eric and mina look like a disaster waiting to happen

they're a human trainwreck and q just can't get off the ride.

team q looks like a trainwreck

I'm so excited

this the chair from the promo art...

either way clutches chest

everyone is too stylish in this game

team D is just sad.

I'm so perturbed

I know right, who dressed them

I miss junpei's dumb puffy vest

Same... I miss soft hero junpei.

carlos and akane still look like his pastel parents that won't let him into hot topic.

dfsdf

It does look like the chair

IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD.. HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!

UGH

now i feel bad thinking that vlr didn't have enough blood and gore because it looks like this game is going to make up for that lmao

yeah....

like what's mira holding that's gushing so much blood, a severed head?

Q's gonna die.

oh my god...

they're all going to die so many times

the fact that this game will actually function on random chance gives me anxiety

god right

I can't wait to kill sigma 1000 more times ig

Unrelated to anything, I think my favorite dumb speculation I've seen so far is that mira is sigma's ex.

Imagine if you just keep getting shit luck trying to get another route................

god... watching the junpei clip im like... this is not my beautiful house... this is not my beautiful son

and I'm going to casually hold onto it if only because all this game needs is to be more of a dr. phil shitshow than it already is.

I can't wait...

all it's going to result in is me accidentally killing one person like eighteen times trying to get a different ending but it keeps picking one

ah

that's where I was going with that.

I can't wait to kill sigma 1000 more times either

it'll be cathartic

lmao yeah Team C is Akane, Junpei, and Damage Control

junpei who are you...

i hope they put a failsafe into it where you don't get one probability too much

there's a reason why 99.9% of games don't rely on luck mechanics lol

lmao that would be hilarious with mira............ you really dodged a bullet there, son, if that's the case. she looks terrifying

team Q is pretty fucked

yeah I'm sure they've got their shit together

re: luck

hopefully...

but yeah... junpei is acting super different... i wonder what the deal is

carlos has his job cut out for him haha..

I feel so bad for carlos already...

this looks!!! soooooo good!!!!!!!!!

all of these teams are shitshows + third wheel

truly a third wheel simulator

ALSO GAB!!! THE DOG!!!!! SOMEONE GET ME A SCREENSHOT OF GAB

Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma Trailer 2

english

DAMN... WHAT PHI IS SAYING THO

what happened to my bitchy tsun queen

who hurt her

this game needs to be out like yesterday

who the fuck is she saying i love you to... don't fuck with my heart like this

BUT THIS GAME WILL BE OUT IN LIKE 2 MONTHS... IT'S SO CLOSE

i still can't believe it's coming out at all aa

It's so close...

how will i survive until then

well I have an escape room to do

and then another month to wait, barfs....

I would. Not be able to play these myself though wow. I could watch someone else play them but these kinds of games make me stupid anxious

Ah...

grips your shoulder, gomen, Shit Got Real in the last installment...

Not that it wasn't real in the first two, but it was definitely a jump.

Look dying is just part of the process

did u hear what junpei was saying though... what the hecke junpei

junpei's 3edgy now

carlos has to pick up all the hero slack now, junpei's too busy rebelling and punching.

junpei needs to calm his punk ass down

akane didn't raise you that way, son

stuffs junpei back into a puffy vest, you think about what you've done

yes good

he needs to be disciplined like an unruly child ):<

HE AND AKANE ARE FINALLY BACK IN THE SAME AREA AND HE HAS TO BE A SHIT ABOUT EVERYTHING

for reference if ghost ever comes back, this is that angsty antihero shit back in good old 999.

look at that boy, so pure and full of pep.

who hurt him

what happen

it's not like he has his VLR memories to sour him

yeah wtf

so bitter, so edge

look at the good boy

and bae

and team q looking somewhat docile...

she deserves none of this

why does that look like an undercut

I'm angry and ashamed

junpei never found his chill

GAB

GABBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

also people are being concerned about sigma being too serious in this trailer and I'm like boi did u play vlr at all ? ???

we're lucky he hasn't talked about termites at all yet

also this situation is way shittier? ??

god don't

britt just don't.

i think uchikoshi said that ztd would have a more serious tone

he did.

like maybe it'll be a little lighthearted in places so it's not one big trauma train start to finish, but I don't expect jokes out the wazoo like vlr.

also that ain't vlr sigma.

get it together fans.

i know the ending so confusing af but....

they make that part pretty obvious.

why is team d so sad

DOES SIGMA KLIM HAVE AN UNDERCUT

WTF

also sigma has undergone, like, years and years of preparation for this between VLR and this game so ... i think it makes sense..

gosh ;; diana and phi... sobs

yeah, it makes total sense.

IF HE HAS A FUCKING UNDERCUT I'M DISOWNING HIM

I'M DELETING MY JOURNAL

wow

what do u have against undercuts nemo!!

nothing in fact I'm probably going to draw it in a second BUT ON PRINCIPLE..................

W-WELL... FINE

alex.... I have one... or had it's kind of grown out now

me too...

i need to get it shaved back down

undercuts are good, I just can't allow sigma to do anything...

no fun allowed for my son...

LMAO

nemo is the no fun allowed robot, driving it into his chest

the sign...

yes.

this was a funny meme reference in my head

ok good

I got it!!

:3c!!