I can feel the DarkSkyeWard shippers crawling out of the woodwork. Help me.

That said, I'm sort of here for Chole acting out Dark!Daisy.

cosign

but wait, does it even count as dark"skyeward" if ward is, you know...dead?

or maybe not since Hive has access to his memories and such

first time I've given a shit about Daisy all season

I might even watch an episode for the first time in two months (I probably will keep putting it off)

Eeeeer. The whole Hive'/LadyWardheart thing is a decent point.

But he called her Skye? Which is like levels of dickery

truuue.

And he's proven he'll use peoples memories of his "hosts" to be a dick. Like with Maliek's brother.

So it's as close as StandWithWarders as they're ever going to get? Whatever. I'm just here for Mack/Yo-yo

Mack has a ship now? Good for him

Kind of kills my OT3 but I'll live.

I saw some gifs that were like "fitz almost died and doesn't want to tell jemma" and I was like YAAAAS I hope the cure involves cuddling with Mack

Yeeeeah. He does have a ship now. Which is sad for my gayness but I'll live in a world where he's happy bi and waiting for Hunter/Fitz to get their shit together.

Everything could be cured with cuddling with Mack

she's just his beard

yeeeeeeeeeesh.

But they were cute, so yay.

I'm both happy and shocked at the Mack love here.

I love Mack. He's my bae. Just wanted Fitz/Mack to happen

I'm just Fitz trash and ship him with literally everyone

Still. I'm so used to reading so much negativity about him.

wait what

negativity about Mack HOW?

fandom confuses me

Fitzmack is already end game. In my head...

Well. The negativity I see is on tumblr so I dunno if that counts because... Tumblr

It doesn't

We have a mutual friend who was driven kind of far off the deep end because of Tumblr

Friends don't let friends Tumble.

It is pretty toxic, yeah. I find not reading a lot of the text posts and people's opinions helps

I wasn't so fond of Mack like, the first 3/4 of last season, but I'm liking him better.

Tumblr is...a bad scary place.

I've always been Pro-Mack and his sexy arms.

I'm all for the butt BUT, you know, those guns are just as good

I've no shame when it comes to Henry Simmons

He's pretty fantastic.

I am getting more and more nervous about Skye's visions tho

Nope. Nope...nope. Nu uh. Screw those. Nope.

what's upsetting about them? Kinky bondage stuff, or...?

Stupid death that's what. Except we don't know who of course

tbh I'd peg death on one of the squishy characters

like. Team Science has gotten a L O T of screentime this season and I'm like "WELP one of them's dying"

And then I will officially be done.

It'll probably be Joey.

Poor Joey.

Is Lincoln a person yet? I could see him getting fridged

like Skye vibrates his ribcage into his heart, he dies beautifully in her arms, she has a "D: WHAT HAVE I DONE" moment and saves herself

He's almost a real boy.

I don't like any of these theories D;

No one has to die.....

I mean, I agree, but that seems to be the only way these writers know how to end a season going into a hiatus.

nobody HAS to die, but it's a whedon joint.

We've been on this train for 20 years already

we are familiar with the route

True

There's a rumor going around that it's May

And I'm like, bitch no

I would lay even money that it's Coulson

like I would place bets in Las Vegas that it's Phil Coulson

I know the series was built around him but their original plan was for 3 years and that would make sense.

Eh. It's not Coulson- While Chole's the lead of the show- You don't bring him back just to kill him off again.

Yeah but if he died heroically. Cause I was like, okay so what if hive jumps hosts to coulson..

The logo was from an old SHIELD uniform

like oooold school

That means either May or Phil and honestly - I'd rather it be Phil

Or Fury Fury could come back

It could be Yo-yo still, but the cross seems like a huge psyhc out.

And the uniform looked like a chicks?

...nooo stop killing female leads TV

LOL surprise twist it's Stephanie Malick

See thats just it they hyped up the death so much I wonder if it's real

It's Rayna James from Nashville. Malick's other daughter .

where did Malick make his money really? Country western singing

That's it that's the twist.

That'd be a hell of a way to end the season

#ItsAllConnected

The only thing that's missing is DAisy with a lightsaber

or Rey shows up to kick Hive's ass with a lightsaber

I'd watch that

To be fair, Chole was in Nashville, as was Ming. Sooooo

Geoffery Colo produced it

once upon a time. I actually mentioned the Nashville AU thing on social media and he liked it

Yeah TV has made Terrible Choices re: female leads this season. Like. Awful.

this

Don't talk to me about the 100. It's pain.

The 100. Sleepy Hollow. Castle.

Arrow

seriously it's like guys stop being Rothberg

There was another one, I think, but it's escaping me at the moment.

YES Arrow.

(And I mean, I didn't like Laurel, but jfc come on.)

Lousy writing. Lousy characterization for her. :/

Still leagues above Lois in freaking BVS.

BvS was

the worst thing

So bad

3 hours of pee jokes and 43 lines belonging to superman and HANGRY batman

eat a snickers bats you're not you when you're hungry -

accurate summary of the movie

poor Supes deserved a sequel without all that foolishness

this is true

you know what was good?

Civil War

all I'm saying about it but boooy

NGEL whoever you are man

t'challa was the best

that makes me so happy

It's not out here yet.

Sadly.

Like, next thursday?

lucky. I still have 2 weeks

Perks of being an aussie. We get them early

And their filming thor here in like, four weeks

I did the premiere

and learned I'm never doing a premiere again

and then I got into a screening

but ohhhh man

OH MAN

ohhhhhhhhh maaaaan. no spoilers but t'challa is my new fave and spidey is good and that's it all I will say

I did the Premiere of BVS because I won tickets to the media event

Which was nice

Still the worst movie I've ever not paid to see.

just walked out going eeew.

the pee jar

I still can't get over that

here tho here's a picture of Paul rudd

Yayy.

thanks phone for posting that twice

Twice the Paul is twice as nice.

O H wasn't expecting Arrow spoilers oops

I'm still at the start of season 2 for that one

BUT I MEAN props to Laurel for sticking around another year or two? I figured she'd be the midseason murder in s2 because OH GOD LOIS LANE JUST STOP DOING STUPID THINGS AND MAYBE SUPERMAN WON'T HAVE TO SAVE YOU

this is how I feel about Laurel

I would mostly yell at Laurel about how she is not a good lawyer. At all.

Also Katie Cassidy is an extremely poisoned well for me and has been for y e a r s so. There's that.