I have the sudden urge to write a fan fiction about the events of Evangelion from the point of view of online conspiracy theory forums.
it'd be a better fan dom surrogate than Shinji tbh
side note: I'm still angry that the third movie (WHICH IS LESS THAN THREE MONTHS OLD IN AMERICA) isn't available on Walmarts website but THIS IS 
Because yes. let me shovel food into my mouth hole with instruments shaped like the creepy guy boys robot.
*gay. jeeze. my thumbs are not feeling the whole spelling thing today.