be nemo, be staring down at the floor in search of something, witness your knee fling itself out of its socket with reckless abandon

could you have at least waited until I wasn't looking

DDD:

what did I ever do to you

This is a thing that infrequently happens so it's not earthshattering or anything!! it's not even particularly painful

it's just. really annoying and makes me feel unstable for days.

ugh

it's been so long I don't know where my brace is but I have some ace bandages until I find it...

omg D:

don't fall apart.. we need you...

it's okay I can still rp without my legs

but......

well I guess that's fine

who needs em

ah.... this is like almost exactly the problem i've been having

the instability ;-; sob

ah................

grips your shoulder

humans have evolved to be truly awful at walking and... generally being bipedal

thanks ancestors

it's tough

let's do like gorillas and switch back and forth from knuckle walking to using your hands

i guess it does not fully leave the socket but still it's like

that sounds good, zee

humans are garbage when can we embrace the future and download ourselves into indestructible disease-free metal husks

that is probably the better solution

if you really don't want to devolve with me

gomen zee, every one of my uncles has 1+ artificial knees, I've already accepted my genetic destiny to become a cyborg... I can't go back...

but who's to say gorillas and robots can't walk side by side

devolve forward

that's true, i guess there is that

we could be a great crimefighting duo

it would make a great comic ngl

omg i just realized.. that you didn't post to the stat meme.... how am i supposed to know how tall sigma is now!

i got held up by that in this tag then distracted for 10 minutes

ah

he's 6'3" ftr

he's a boring beefcake white boy why would I type stats for him

BECAUSE SOME OF US CARE!!!!

anyway that means my tag is not inaccurate

it can stay

and one day

i'll know what sigma smells like

leans in real close stares at you intensely

god that's the creepiest stat of the stat meme, i love it

it really is

he smells like bro what do you want from me

specific cologne and/or deodorant brands

chop chop

I like how literally everyone cares about sigma more than his player

stares at hands

sigma looks like he smells like a strip club

see what I mean

wait

okay everyone but britt cares about sigma more than his player

well that's fair

no for real though he probably smells like cats and the gym

red bull and desperation

also ugh wow that sounds painful....can you keep off your feet tomorrow. . .

cats, red bull, gym socks, desperation

desperation is a good one...

also.... no... not really....... but I'm gonna try and stay in one spot as much as possible...

if there is any chance i can pass on any tips just pp me....

but also woah why is sigma more than a foot taller than rin

because sigma's a brick shithouse with arms it's endearing.....

also I appreciate it !!! it's something I've learned to p much grin and bear but if things go south I might hit you up