this is so accurate it hurts

I didn't sign up for the event thing so I'm wide open there... Sigma burned his arm the heck up and it can't be healed by magic so he's got that going for him

isn't it...

when you told me to defend my character in chat earlier I was like wait

you of all people

look

jason has some redeeming qualities left in his husk

oh my god this...

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A DIFFERENT SIGMA

WHO IS EQUALLY A SHIT PERSON

AH......

this like the All Dios Are Assholes principle...

all sigmas are douchebags

I don't know, I'm talking about Garo!Sigma.

I was thinking of another Sigma and yes also this

Just how many Sigmas are out there

way to fucking go with the arm sigma

God

dude whatever he was helping

(I'm glad you're back )

"""""helping""""

( let's do things )

WHICH SIGMA DID YOU MEAN

YES HELPING

he can just be cool obviously-robot arm buds with rhys

because Garo Sigma also has a fucked up arm

redvsblue!sigma for me...

ah, neither, mine's ZE Sigma ...

my sigma's the firey one...

he is already cooler than my sigma

it was dangerous to combine this with a plot plurk

oh is that what this was, shit i should have been more useful

um

whoops.

lmao wait

sigma give ramir a knife she's horribly squishy and defenseless now, there that's my plotting

I'm useless because I'm in on the wrong side of the event so that takes me out for 2 weeks we can work on our volcano thread

does he have a knife

sigma goes on a rpg fetchquest

sigma does not have a knife...

oh my god

i want things

yeah better rpg fetch quest it or else there's no coming back from this level of useless

sigma's a simple city fuckboy why do you expect him to be remotely thoughtful or prepared

you're right i was a fool

come on, let him defend ramir with these guns

i mean ramir is about the same but

he needs more mafia connections

also nasuporn leans face against

things will be had

it's about the only difference between them

he needs a lot fewer connections than he has, to be honest...

anyway yeah!!! the calendar is vague so I don't know what there will be do to but I'm sure there will be things!!

he'll be back to being a functioning Normal so he can pal around with all you feeble superheroes

sux2suck

rin should hang out with sigma, very much against her better judgment

yes pls

or if there's a rescue attempt he can lift her a foot into the sky with his too tall self...............

how's the weather up there

puts her on his shoulder, tbh

ah......

how small is rin...

im okay with that bc i'm objectively trash

n i c e

hold on i have to look at my own meme entry

5'2'' and 103

that's so smol!!!

yeah

she's super tiny

this is my sigma

let me find a picture of him without the mask

whoa, already more objectively radical than my sigma

HE'S A BIG BABY AND A SORE LOSER

he lost the title of Knight to his younger twin brother because he's a dick and then went and tried to destroy every Knight

LMAO ah... what a dick indeed

yes p much

at least mine is just... a huge loser.

a huge loser full of sick burns.

digs slowly through the ZE tag...

oh my god

oh my god

why....

NEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it just occurred to me to ask, do you have a fix arm plan for sigma yet

can ramir finally use her science grandpa connection

ZEEEE

I.... don't have a fix arm plan this time

how nice

sweats

I HATE

ok this isn't really that devious a plan

YOUR EMOTES

awwww

i'm so glad

why...