I forgot the biggest block party of the year just a few blocks over was today until I saw three grown-ass men in kigurumis dragging a keg down the street, it's 10AM for god's sake. 
there was a cow, a wolf, and a flying squirrel...
and they're Ready...
oh my god
in kigus......
incredible
I thought they were just normal onesies but they had... the hoods...
and the flying squirrel had like wings
on wisconsin
(merpeople are a race in our campaign)
"Wait, you say salt harms witches..."
"Yes."
"... There are saltwater witches..."
"............ SHUT UP IT'S MAGIC."
"Wait, you say salt harms witches..."
"Yes."
"... There are saltwater witches..."
"............ SHUT UP IT'S MAGIC."
Initiative 
yugi...................
we were fighting a mummy...
"Also Mary Poppins is a fucktruck."
We have a pet black hole now...
"My breath weapon is projectile vomitting."
"And in my chest is ten pounds of cocaine and the cure to blindness!"
"Don't you understand that all situations can be diffused by a well forged document?"
"GOOSE ON GOOSE ACTION!"
Gargantuan final boss 
"Is this a good kind of cave-in or a bad kind of cave-in?"