The afraid of ducks suggestion has convinced me that fear of chocobos should be in there.

But if I'm gonna go silly with this I may as well just go all out.

Compulsion to look for hidden pianos?

talks to turtles like they're people?

tube_slinger: omg that's wonderful! Maybe he should be under the delusion that he's some kind of concert pianist.

He should run up to Cid while he's feverish and crazy and demand the bard job.

So that he can pursue a music career.

And break into people's houses to see if they have pianos for him to play.

Because he can only practice on each person's piano once. For some reason...

Oh! Maybe I'll see if the mods will work with my ridiculous stupidity and when he asks for Bard give him Vampire instead. So that I can go full on crazy phantom of the opera with a mask and pipe organ

towards the end of the month.

Why do people let me roleplay?

I am so excited for this

never change