can you edit this and say spoilers in the heading lolol
I want to debrief with you lmao
oh my god so much happened this ep im still on the floor
so many moving pieces this may be my fav season only 2 epis in
yeah its a set up episode but it is setting up sooooo much. and like theres a lot of it thats past the books now so im so hype
LOL melisandre almost atheist'd and shes gonna be like oh shit its real
saggy tits is gonna be lit
tbh i thought ghost was gonna like slump over dead before jon wakes up like ghosts life was sacrificed or something
when they were showing him I thought he was gonna come back as the wolf like some stupid Brand shit lmao
oh and they showed lyanna stark as a kid along with ned and benjen omg
i swear if jons eyes were blue like a whitewalker id be so sad
siiiiike he's alive but he's a zombie
lol hes like brain dead haha
like the mountain or something haha
Bran story is still stupid imo lol
i wasnt expecting roose bolton to die
fucking ramsey weird mofo
im excited for him to show certain visions tho like stuff regarding ned. theres a scene called the tower of joy that i think theyre gonna show through branvisions
thats the whole lyanna + rhaegar scene but probably from neds perspective
that would make sense! in the trailers they showed what it looked like Ned's people or something
yep they showed like a targaryen knight fighting a stark or some other northman
so it has to be a flashback
theres 2 bastards in the north now lmao jon vs ramsey gg
hahahaah Bastards Take the North
OH SHIT since jon "died" hes relieved of his nights watch oath so he can go have a girlfriend now lmao
oh shit do voodoo on ygrette
unburn her
LOL thats the first thing he says
"do that shit to ygritte then lets kill that little bitch boy olly"
omg I wish they stabbed him when he charged the wildlings lol
i want jon to kill him hahaha
there's a fan fiction that says that tyrionn and jon are both targaryen
yeah thats a pretty strong theory
its becoming more apparent
but I wish he came back as a targ when they tried to burn his body
like in the books (kinda touched on in the show but not so much) theres this whole prophecy that the one who will rule will be a "prince that was promised" and that the dragon has three heads
three heads being dany jon and tyrion
thats what i was saying like in the funeral pyre he just gets up
like aegon and his sisters
damn alv you know youre shit
I got super hype waiting for this season
so I had to immerse myself in what was already known lol
it makes it so much more enjoyable when youre knowledgeable about it
I knowww you can appreciate much more
and this show foreshadows a lot too
yeah i watched a video about how good the directors place them
and how there is nothing in the show for no reason
these guys will be Gods when this next season is over
the biggest gripe i have with this show tho
theons sister is so ugly hahaha
in the books i imagined a hot like pirate babe
isn't she a lesbihonest too lmao
they also changed her name but i understand why. her name is Asha Greyjoy but im sure people would get confused with osha (wildling girl that was with bran before)
so they changed it to yara
I guess it's kinda cool...hard ass butch Iron Islands bitch lol
lol probably i swear everyone in this show is bi
bc her character is hard af but i just wanted her to be hot lol
yeah we need more hotties
so yeah balon greyjoy is finally dead
part of me still died when Rob's wife died
so iron islands needs a new ruler
yeah she was still the prettiest on the show
i need margaery to get outta prison
right wonder who gets it they kinda alluded to their tradition
so a bunch of people, like all the ship captains can run and put their name in
and everyone basically votes
they showed theon getting baptized in the trailer wonder what his importance is gonna be
so im sure yara will run, as well as euron greyjoy, the brother who killed balon. they also have a third brother, victarion, who is more of a solder like war hero guy
iron islands dont know what happened to theon, they prob think hes dead. so him being a live means he has a claim to the throne
right, since they rightful heir can't be a daughter i guess
actually yara can also rule
if Ramsey follows through with his plan he's gonna get wrecked by 50,000 wildlings lol
she just needs to be voted in
in the trailers though sansa was all ballin with nice clothes and get up so maybe she finds somewhere else than castle black
but what i think will happen is someone will get voted and become iron king, and probably be evil or something, then theon will come out showing that hes alive
idk the relations between the northerners and the iron islands
so the previous kingsmoot is invalid bc not all the rightful parties had a chance to run
unless the islands are their friends already
i just want sansa to be a happy spoiled teenager again
ramsey gon get wrecked haha
oh yeah and Arya's daredevil ass lolol
the other girl is her electra
LOL that girl is such a bitch to her hahaha i love it
I know she's gonna make arya the baddest bitch in the seven kingdoms
I can't wait for the zombie mountain to get his first fighting scene
arya is just gonna be punisher now on everyone who hurt her family
gonna wreck those holy dudes lol
yessssssssss hes so fcking big
yeah I wonder how tho since she's not supposed to kill on her own accord
I thought Jaime was gonna finally fuck his shit up
i want jaime to wreck ass but i forgot he only has one hand so hes not as good at fighting as he once was
maybe hes been practicing
yeah I thought he was going to make a one hand joke but he's too wise lol
yeah true idk i hope arya is allowed to be unleashed
somehow she has to break those stupid rules and kill everyone
I'm still waiting for the hound's return lmao
but yeah cersei, jaime, brienne, sansa storylines are all new territory for me
I kow he's probably dead for sure but they still didn't show it
yeah i really hope thats a real thing i need the hound
he'll be the one to fight zombie mountain
brienne captain phasma ass
cause the mountain is on steroids OP
yeah chromed out having blaster ass
i want sansa to become queen in the north
where tf is little finger having ass
she would be good after everything shes been through
yeah shes gonna be all mature now
if I die before the season finishes pls bury me with season 6 and 7 dvds
i need the collectors edition box sets all autographed
bury me where they film this shit i need front row seats
probably the best thing in my life i've stumbled upon
always made fun of the show for the first 2 season lol
it is kinda hard to get into at first though
become theres just so many things going on
yeah it's crazy how they fit it into 70ish episodes
yeah i was thinking during this ep like if someone who doesnt watch this show just watched that ep they would be soooo lost ahha
like not many shows have this many storylines all going at once
like we'll have episodes where we see a character in one scene and thats it and its totally fine lol
or eps where we dont even see certain characters or storylines and they just pick up later
no other show is like that haha
yeah the rest of the content is so good where they leave for a while and it's a subtle surprise when they come back and we aint even mad cause there's so much more going on lol
have fun reading this peasants LOL
yeah and hype builds so much so we'll always enjoy it haha
am I reading that right, 205 responses lmao
we'll bring you back next season
lmao the mountain only knows how to smash heads
its like the sun rising tomorrow
yo alvin idk if you read/watched this theory about the hound
no sure if i told you about it yet
lmao this guy is hilarious without sounding/or trying to be
lol i just read all of this
the scene with tyrion and dragons tho