these always make me wheeze because tfw your character has zero backstory but I like trying.

ah thanks.

15 and 39

fair

also 48

shanks the pair of you.

smh plurk...

14

44. What was their childhood like? tbh I picture most of sigma's life being relatively mundane in the grand scheme of things, with brief pockets of sheer impossible happenings, eg. talking cats.

so all around it was probably good, but kind of lonely. he apparently wandered around abandoned buildings a lot, and I get the feeling he was like, Just Weird Enough to not have many friends...

he grew out of it though, he strikes me as the type to have a wide social circle...

anyway

13. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen? dicks, lbr.

no, probably idle repeating patterns of some kind while he's off in his own world, he's not an artist by any stretch of the imagination.

and also dicks.

10, 25, 31, 45, and 50!

15. What does their bedroom look like? like... not like hotel clean or anything but I actually don't picture it messy.

like the bed probably doesn't always get made and he's probably one of those people that has a hamper for dirty clothes and a hamper for clean clothes and they just hop between the two and never get put away

but nothing's ever flung around...

and lbr he has at least one big Future Taylor Swift(tm) pop star on his wall. otherwise probably not a ton of decoration

39. Do they have any soft spots? obligatory cats, beautiful women, and wordplay.

otherwise, god like... it's really hard to pin down, he cares a lot about a lot of people and things.

like if you're just really awesome or enthusiastic or nice to him or something, bam, cared about quite a bit. it was probably escalated by his canon, danger bringing people close faster and all, but

waves hands at vague and unhelpful answer

cats babes puns

48. Who were their parents, or who raised them? two assholes stupid enough to name their son a greek letter

14. Turn-ons? Turn-offs? I'll get back to this, britt....................

10. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy? Ah, glances at sparce backstory, he probably had friends before the game started... One of them...

And as for worst enemy, man, It's Complicated. For quite a while it was, spoilers, himself (not in a deep way, like literally himself from the future being a cryptic asshole)

but at his point in canon it's some big terrorist cult group that he seriously knows nothing about. but he did meet one of its members and he's proof enough that they as a whole are

absolutely worthy of loathing

in futuro his best friend is probably ramir and his worst enemy is still lancer.....

cute.. hating cults.......cute

(also yeah sigma was who i came up with for in-game besties for ramir, i guess they're stuck together)

cute!!!!!

show lancer who's boss siggy

AH... cute...

look they wiped out six billion people they're worth a little scorn

don't skip my question, loser....

(also aaah... mutual bffs... )

I'm

coming back to it britt...

are you though

squints

14. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

ALKJDFDLKASJF ah yes the gif returns

it's a v useful gif...

sdfkjdfsklj

no I'm sure that's at least 70% me projecting my dirty phigma shipper heart, but I doubt he'd be against it.

wow right back atcha buddy

also 9 and 12 because I don't want either of us to be happy

punts you

ANYWAY 14 is a joke britt..... are you female and conventionally attractive?? bam, turn on. do you genuinely think he's funny sometimes? enormous turn on!!!!

are you a dude or a major asshole and actually mean it, unlike phi?? huge turn offs!!!!

I'm not equipped to answer this question, puts it under a rug.

l;akjlsfjdlkjf

what a pg answer...

I can't do it omo I'm playing the wrong character

25. Superstitions? I feel like he's ironically superstitious, but not genuinely... except for black cats. Not enough to avoid them, just enough to acknowledge it sincerely.

Once ducking under a ladder or tipping over a salt shaker does him a personal wrong, he'll start believing in those too, but until then. Nah.

31. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not? As someone who's experienced dying..... more times than I can count on both hands? by blowing up, asphyxiating, bleeding out the neck etc etc??

he's absolutely afraid of dying.

not as much the concept of No Longer Being Alive, since he can just bail to another timeline, but the act of dying itself. it Really Sucks.

Not that any of it stops him from being a self-sacrificing dumbass.

45. Do they express their thoughts through words or through actions? He does a metric ton of both by virtue of just expressing a lot. it's the Protagonist Way.

I'd have to lean more toward words though, he has a habit of rambling and commenting on things, even just to himself. thank u text-based canon...

50. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what would their fighting style be like? He doesn't have any formal training, so while he's strong and has decent reflexes, he's straightforward and unrefined

he absolutely uses his size to his advantage. all the times in canon he's gotten physical, it was to restrain someone, which he was always very successful at despite (spoilers) being a lot weaker than usual

so I imagine his style involves a lot of grappling and arm/headlocks.

put those nice arms to work

i enjoy these

did you run out of questions, do i have to ask more to keep popcorning

nu tossed me a couple but if you want to toss more too feel free!!

because 9. What is their biggest regret? fffuuuuuuck if I know nu, telling that girl from preschool about his ability to speak to cats and thus losing it forever??????

not getting his phd???

WELL THEN 24, 19, 23, 32-34, 43

there that should keep you busy for a while, satisfied nod

ah, wheezes

you'll never be free

to my delight

oh shit speaking of you're never free i just reminded myself to ic contact sigma

wait re: 9. BETRAYING LUNA..... betraying phi... betraying anyone....... except for dio...

OH GOOD

he should regret betraying luna

everyone should regret betraying luna

literally the hardest part of the game

seriously....

how can there be so much hurt in a chibi cg model's eyes...

#luna did nothing wrong 2016

speaking of luna 12. Is anyone in love with them? Do they know this, and is it requited?.... luna?? is she I can never remember. but it's not... requited in the right sense.

as in she's not just a super cute girl

ambi wtf get out of my inbox

no

???

but continuing 12. I GUESS TECHNICALLY... his ex? in theory? since she was impersonated and "broke up" with him without her knowledge. so that makes it unrequited too I guess...

ah that's kind of sad...

the more I talk about vlr in tiny chunks the more wildly incoherent it sounds

LMAO

luna....

stares into the sunset

you deserve better