"I don't want easy mayo, I just want less than that." "Well that was a normal portion, so I was just telling them to go easy on it." "I don't want easy, I just want less than that!!" 
Did easy kill your parents or what
it was a very traumatic mayo incident
tw: mayo
how about
you just don't get any mayo
I was this close to remaking it with no mayo and giving her packets so she could accommodate her own exact specifications but I was also like two minutes from vaulting out the door so I sucked it up
she was also on the phone start to finish so that didn't help.
oh la, I'm free
be free friend
oh god I feel you, I had a lady demand I scrape the mayo off her shredded lettuce ...
people...
hhhhhh people on the phone the whole time kill me...
sounds like a nice end to the day for you there
the whole day was kind of a shitshow because the weather was miserable + it's finals week, so we got an absurd amount of deliveries. no one wanted to set foot outside 
but that was the icing on the cake.
it was nice to be able to flounce right after that though.
real "AND ON THAT NOTE..."