because there is no fairness in the universe.

Agent Carter has been trending for almost 5 hours now on twitter

and it was #1 worldwide

ABC dun fucked up

basically what i'm hearing is: "gtfo of tv marvel fandom, tori. there's nothing left here for you."

I'm actually really sad about MMW

like I wanted to see what it would bring to the table and I'm worried about their other primetime projects and I'm like

SORRY SHONDA RHIMES IS NOT THAT GREAT

[/waits to be struck by lightning]

i'll retreat to netflix and tenderly caress daredevil i guess.

i've been meaning to watch scandal but i never have the fucking time. and when i do have time, i've discovered that jessie & i share a love of reality trash.

like that's cool you do you but i just found 20 episodes of a modelling competition, what now?

What's your guys's poison?

you could ask her if you had her on plurk oh wait.

true.

ANTM, i'm super involved in the high drama of great british bake-off, i love supersize vs superskinny.

kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsey. if it's on youtube i'm all about it.

kitchen nightmares British, not American

same with Hell's Kitchen

(unless its the ABC episode of American KN. THAT IS GOLD)

bobby and i used to have another roommate who would watch this "world's strictest parents" show with us, and we'd talk about how reasonable the strict parents were.

like, so basically they're nice parents? normal parents? oooh, real scary.

Man I put this plurk up like, five minutes ago.

Also, bitches need to back off SHONDA RHIMES. How to get away with murder is like my crack.

Seriously

someone said ANTM I came running what

i remember the ABC episode! it was so unreal. that psycho who spoke cat. oh my god.

I'm whatever about ~The Catch~ and I have never liked Grey's, but HTGAWM is quality trash

ANTM no longer has Tyra Banks and her shitty republican biased bullllllllshit.

I've seen some of scandal. I need to watch HTGAWM

oh, amy's? i think they finally closed. (the psycho who spoke cat.)

The Catch is eh. But after putting out Greys, Scandel ( Which is really just a pop-version of House of Cards but insult Kerry Washington and I'll cut you) and HTGAW you'd have some duds right?

oh come on she was GLORIOUSLY ignorant about everything. I don't know how Tumblr didn't draw and quarter her and Miss J both

I guess a sketchy tax shelter slash money laundering business became more trouble than it was worth! Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale has closed

SHE DID'NT LET WILL THE GAY WIN.

yes. ABC = amy's baking company. i heard they committed tax fraud, threatened to stab someone, and then finally closed.

"Romeo is a wiccan? OOO WITCHES ARE SO SPOOKY LOL LOL"

Kerry Washington is amazing

I thought you meant ABC the network!

WILL. THE GAY. WEARING HEELS.

lol ABC the network closing would be hilarious

(which most of the shows we've been discussing are on.)

Too be fair, Romeo got drunk and punched another contestant. So..

I'm not saying it's cool to insult wiccans but dude seem like a dick.

well yeah but BEFORE he did that >>

Before was amazingly shitty

But William should have won?

YAAAS work queen

wait I'm getting my casts confused WILL WASN'T ON THE SAME CAST AS NYLE RIGHT

because Nyle earned the FUCK out of it

NO

I think Nyle was the one after?

he is SLAYING on Dancing with the Stars rn

I can't even

And yeah. Go team deaf.

this plurk is successfully distracting from the start of this plurk. praise!

I think in Nyle's group. I was hoping for Dustin but that was because -in a super gay moment- he's pointlessly attractive.

I think being pointlessly attractive is part of the admission cost

Actually looking back at those photos. It's because the dude is basically Captain Rogers.

oh goshh

does that make Nyle his Tony Stark?

that is steve and bucky's son in the mpreg fanfic i would never write.

Nyle can even teach you how to be a better gay man

(I assume you're a bottom Bobby I'm sorry if this is wrong of me)

nyle is, uh, yeah, nyle has a tony thing goin'.

I'd actually be here for Deaf!Tony Stark.

I love how Do you want to be on top is the same in ASL and AUSlAN.

wait are you already sign-literate

now that we're having this talk I think this might be a thing I already know

Tori did we talk about this once

I'm half deaf but I'm not totally sign-literate. I can read lips like a pro though?

But with every language. You always learn the dirty things first.

And how to say "Do you want to watch Adventure Time."

we went to classes for a while but we stopped because it was tiring and expensive. also, learning how different it is regionally was discouraging.

but now we know stupid signs like "adventure time" and "where's a vending machine?"

well that's unfortunate news...just my quick two cents.

Weirdly "gay" and "lesbian" seem to be universal.

oh no, for a second i remembered what we were supposed to be plurking about. such a sadness. D:

Instead of talking about the hot men of ANTM?

"supposed to" UGH RULES

Or in your case, idek, Ann Ward?

Might I propose Nicole Fox tho

(I'm short okay)

Heeeey. I had to look her up. From the short season, right?

What about the creepy doll chick?

Allison!

I love her so much

I love MOST of them okay

except Jaslene FUCK Jaslene SHE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR MY PEOPLE

Ooooooooh her.

That was..something.

cha cha diva MY ASS

Did she win?

yeah

cycle 8 or something? Maybe it was 6

Google says 8

it also says SHE'S NOT EVEN THIRTY YET

life is unfair

I want her to be ancient and dusty already

Are you cursing her to be Janice dickinson?

yes

I think that is a reasonable fate

ouch.

at least janice owns the fact that her agency is/was commercial and her models would only ever book commercial things.

it was embarrassing to see tyra carry on like 90% of those old people she had on could ever do editorial work or runway.

You know we named our TV after Janice dickinson?

(ann ward is the exception, not the rule.)

oh like fucking KRISTA

just hanging her a win she didn't deserve

as if she could book jobs at her age

just because she ~tried hard~

flashes back to that NZ themed photo shoot

it is a thin tv, hardy har har.

Hey I thought it was funny at the time.

Ironically now she sometimes breaks down and screams alot.

krista! what, was, that. sympathy win.

tyra just gave out gold stars for whatever she wanted. ratchet photos if she wanted. "i don't think you guys really WANT this!" judging panels if she felt like it.

True but sometimes it's worth it to see when Tyra was out voted/out moved when it came to someone. She was silently pissed.

tyra's weight going up and down and up and down. meanwhile, naomi campbell looks 25 years old and flawless on the face.

naomi campbell, forever victorious in fued and life.

THE FACE - is that the one Nigel Barker did after Tyra fired him?

Naomi Campbell's "The Face" was amazing.

I wanted to watch it and then never did

i would not fight her.

Yeeeeees.

The Face was 90 percent of Campbell being like "Lol, other models"

again, they cast the show with working models.

Yeah. They had to show off a lookbook an everything to be cast.

oh god, you guys will understand this: how sad must project runway be for the models? it's not their fault!

super sad but not as sad as that weird season 1 was

Actually a weird amount of cross over from Project Runway to ANTM. Like, half the models are from ANTM.

the first season of runway itself, or the attempt at a spinoff model show?

I forgot they tried that spinoff show

Naima's twin sister walked in Christian Siriano's final runway and I AM STILL NOT OVER IT

I'm still not over Christian Siriano in general tbh

V. sad it's not okay to use "hot tranny mess" anymore

I don't watch Project Runaway enough to really get into it. Though i was amused they did a superheo themed week.

hero*

And there was that dress that ran different colours under the water that I liked.

christian

ugh I just checked his website HE IS STILL AMAZING

look at this fucking dress

I want this dress even though I have no business wearing it without a pair of stilts

blood orange.

I have never wanted to hang out with a reality show contestant SO MUCH

Project Runway - Blood Orange life-affirming sass.

It's fucking red.

ahahaha omg I think that happened after I stopped watching

I love this person

also okay but all those times I talk about killing myself it should be read with this intonation christian siriano_his fiercest moments.mp4

i realize this is christopher not christian, but it's a cherish runway moment and i would've brought it up regardless.

that dress!

i would subscribe to christian siriano's newsletter and/or cult.

I just really wanted him to be my clubbing buddy

My hypothetical clubbing buddy since I can't really go anymore, but he seems so ideal.

I'm capatived by this video.

it's a p. fierce video.

kind of a big deal

I am also sad about all these things.