chops my arm off

i thought you were talking about the sigma cutout again for a hot second

optimismnice: ME TOO

a perfectly good reason to be shaking and crying

Exactly...

I also thought it was about sigma cardboard cutouts....

NO

LIKE PAPERCUTS BUT WITH CARDBOARD ASSHOLES

close enough.......

They both give me the same amount of pain it's true

isn't sigma the human equivalent of a cardboard papercut anyway

he is.