tmw you slice 55 pounds of meat singlehandedly to get out of work early because you still haven't packed for the vacation you're leaving the house for tonight. 
I can't feel my elbow but it only took me like two hours.
now I'll pack 
doubtless the sacrifice of your elbow will be appreciated by whoever the heck needed 55 pounds of meat sliced
that is a truly absurd amount of meat
sandwich store 
usually morning does one half of that and evening does the other, but I agreed to do it all if I could jet three hours early.
I've worked in a deli, I am so sorry.
Fucking slicers are murder on your joints.
nemo.......
are you heading towards chicago today or tomorrow?
today! I'm chillin' with my dad because I have the day off tomorrow, then I fly on the 26th.
nice
das cute.....