They are so cool

Tell me one reason that I shouldn't make my fictional Space German have all of them...

because he's very humble

because money

because... his fictional space german wife told him not to

because they're out for repairs

the Space Kaiser only awards so many metals

fucking space Kaiser, never recognizing my space accomplishments...

...eastern europe is weird about being into old military medals for some reason; of course they're from russia. Also clearly you'd wear them to show off how you did in the space battles. The star wars.