from what i know of being in puzzle game fandom this is pretty typical

comes in here to shit on sigma some more

oh brother you don't know the half of it

sTOP

GO BACK TO SHITTING ON JUNPEI

NO IT'S TOO LATE

STOP THIS

I SAID THE CANON

i'm still so pleased that

he's basically the human equivalent of a trucker's mudflap

I mean you're not wrong but I'm not happy about it

delete that

scrubs eyes

i changed my link but also britt......... why....

ah curse you

though i guess it's appropriate to zero escape fans

shitting on these characters, as they deserve

ok tag this akane instead

which akane is real

why are junpei and sigma like........................ the heroes...........of these games.....why

she dead or alive

schrodinger's akane

i know... it's the worst characters both times.........

go tag her and stop roasting my son

go tag her so she has tags

SJDFksldf oh my god don't plug this, i have no idea what i'm doing

canon unfamiliar people only pls

no, plugs u

also sigma deserves it, i'm not sure why you continue to avoid the inevitable

LOOK

I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

Naturally.

please do

do it before she sees this and gets suspicious

Godspeed

I wanna see the keysmash

I CAN SEE THIS

I CAN SEE THIS??????

STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY

ah there she is

BARFS BLOOD

I'm glad that red just shows up in your life to give you castmate crisises

thanks red i appreciate you too

i say, dying

oh my god

aoi................

i'm so glad kurashikis are here to rep

punches him in the face

i love santa, this hurts me

santa, my dumpster baby

i know...... genuinely a trash child

it's sadder when you read the game script a second time, a lot of his random bullshit he talks about makes way more sense

looks like a trash child, acts like a trash child, is a trash chold

tolerable proto-dio

i still don't get what's up with his fucking strap shirt thing

get real clothes, santa

i still like the part where he talks about being santa to his dead sister while akane is standing right there

akane asks him to elaborate about his dead sister, it's the worst

they're both trash children

ah...............

(8 this plurk is good

the freezer scene is still inexcusable though

i'm sorry to make your plurk kurashikis, nemo

no one deserves this

uwu

also the freezer scene..... aoi having to sit there and listen to junpei hit on his sister

the game is so weird with full context

akane having to sit there and listen to junpei hit on herself

you the player having to sit there and listen to junpei hit on akane

it's all bad

anyone having to listen to junpei hitting on akane

true suffering

Junpei: Well, at least we've got light...
Snake: What?!
Junpei: H-Huh? What the hell, man? It's...it's just a light.
Snake: O-Oh... Of...of course...

opens mouth..... closes mouth

the things you notice with full context are amazing

SJDFKSJDFkjsld

snake is great too ugh

tags you with snake instead

999 represent

gimme sigma so he can flip his shit

Snake: Junpei, I cannot help but notice your interest in the bed...
Snake: Perhaps you are hoping we will spend time on it, together...

my favorite snake moment tbh

snake?????????

snake gives no fucks

he'll fight you, he'll cuddle you

he's such a Good

drag you into an incinerator and die with you

such a Good...

Yes. I could hear it happening. In fact, I can run quite fast--certainly as fast as you. And should someone attempt to start a

snek....... please calm down

no... fight him.

snake????? no one is picking a fight??

but if they did...

sorry i was looking for something else and now i'm back in 999 hell

gently closes lp tab

Good luck red.

Snake: You don't believe me, do you? Care to give me a try? I must warn you, you'll no doubt regret it.

SNAKE STOP TRYING TO FIGHT PEOPLE

NO

capris and puffy vest, looking good there junpei

writing this tag i just realized that both aoi and akane have fucking arm warmers

this is a crime against humanity

they sure do

this is awful

cute...

kind of like how sigma and phi have the same eyes

stares into the middle distance

stop...

also kind of like how phi and diana have the same eyebrows

so strange.....

stop this...

nemo is standing at the shore, watching her ship slowly sink

it's not slowly sinking, it's sailing full speed until it blows into a thousand pieces

and fills me with regret

such hope, such vigor