if i become an avocado i guess i could just eat myself

and call it avocannibalism

i didn't sleep enough last night hello plurk

i hope everyone is having a nice day today :'3

hi marzi

hello spoon!

did you miss me? i'm going to stop you from ending our thread

marzi you have been plurking so much more lately this makes me so happy

baklava it's because i didn't plurk like, at all for 100 years, that's all. i always feel like i'm plurking too much as it is OTL

I hope you do....

I'm sorry for him being happy

noooo please keep plurking!! we love avocados

wolpertinger i think i avoca-do want to know. but i'm happy to hear that my display name haas made you appreciate the guacaholy powers of noodles

you've opened a box of terrible puns...

SPOON WHY are you apologizing for this tiny ball of sunshine in my life

you should check and find out....

alma you're too cute how did this happen

i feel like a magic 8 ball now

for being huffy!! not happy

it is you who is to ocute for this world... lovingly suffocates u

signs point to yes

lovingly... suffocates....

ah... thank you alma

you have gone to a better place... there is no more pain

VAHALMA

FUCK

that needs to be your next display name

it will be... but if i change my name now i'll make caps sad so i cant

well now you have something for the next time you need to punish caps for her sins

how can i punish you for yours tho

when you hurt people

i would never

hi marzi!! yes because I have completed my avocado transformation

marts lets be avocados together

we will get invited to parties with mexican food

if u become an avocado

u should attach yourself to a tree

b/c avocados don't ripen on the tree

so u will never be eaten, u can just continue to eat ur fallen comrades

oh my god. genius.

the avocado life is easier than this

idk but I'm probably on my way there

bless u both

god they're on sale at the market by my house and i've been in non-stop avocado hell for like 2 weeks and there are no signs of stopping

on a relatively unrelated note

i've discovered a japanese restaurant that delivers breakfast

and it's 4 in the afternoon

i have so little shame that it's actually a black hole

omg

i hate avocados.....

mangos... are better

angie... we can't be together...

stuffs a mango inside an avocado

compromise..

i don't like mango :c

i only like mango in things, i don't like mango on its own

i'm weak

this is incompatibility

it was good while it lasted u_u i'll never 4get u

no guys look... it just means more avocados for marzi and more mangos for angie

els....

what.....

how did i miss this

idk why you don't like mangos you psycho.. are you White

4 Chefs, 4 Mango Dishes look at how versatile ...

avocado doesn't taste like anything..

i just said that i like mango in things??? i cook with mango but i don't just like, eat mango

i'm painfully white

u_u

UH AND EXCUSE??? avocado tastes like delicious???

raw mango has a weird texture imo but cooked into stuff it's great

yeah i like the flavor a lot! but i have a hard time getting around the way it feels in my mouth

wait can i

retract that sentence that came out

badly

i snorted irl

els pls