I am going to hell for grinning while proofreading this execution

mom and dad are just tripping all over their own code tonight

"WE'RE MAKING STEVEN UNIVERSE WATCH A BISECTION"

"THAT'S THE WORST KIND OF BI"

there is a content warning in the header of the post, so reader beware

rude

EWGN3KNQRJKGWED

WOW

g e t w r e c k t

JUST WOW WHAT THE FUCK DID I READ

I can't believe the first execution needs a CW warning

look

it had to be duck amok

it had to

This is great, I just love this whole trial

amuck, pardon, i am

very tired

ITS BEEN A LONG DAY

YEAH IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE

What a great execution

at least Daffy and Panda can be bffs in Monohell c:

wow that actually made me queasy and this stuff usually doesn't bother me. THAT IS SOME STELLAR WRITING

YEAH THE EXECUTIONS IN THIS GAME ARE AMAZING

chromatus: Ri says

lepowned came up with the concept, Ink was 100% for it and Ri wrote it

That is amazing

SPEAKING OF WHICH thank you so much to mister_inkwell for being our amazing first culprit, bless his precious heart, and BlankBlankity for making everyone love and cry over Panda

they were both absolutely delightful to plan this with

Good job, everybody!

holy crap

and you all did an amazing job figuring out the case!

I'm super proud of all of you, especially since for most of you it was your first time!

JESUS

Thank you everyone I had a blast!

You know, somehow I knew the execution would reference that skit.

yaaaay execution!

good luck next week ya'll

me @ all of u

it can only get more despair-inducing from here

passes out in front of the tvtropes page

You did an amazing job on updating all of the tvtropes pages, by the way! c: I noticed them and I am super impressed with what you're keeping track of!

Jisu is the tv topes here we need and deserve

ALSO

@ JAMES FOR CREATIVE PROBLEM SOLVING

like we were sitting in our private plotting plurk like "well shit thats really clever"

YEAH IT'S TRUE

i was like 'well if anyone asks abt the magazine he'll just like he can do that he did it episode one -- oh'

'wirt's being smart'

you should have seen us when y'all were dancing around the necklace

Lynny reached over and just gripped my leg and goes "you got the reaction out of them that I wanted"

YUP

MY ONE NEED FOR THIS EXECUTION (other than telling Ri that no, she couldn't include organs) WAS "I WANT EVERYONE WHO WAS THIRSTY FOR DAFFY'S BLOOD TO SEE THIS, STEP BACK AND GO 'THAT WAS FUCKED UP.'"

aaaa thank you guys!

"THAT FUCKED ME UP."

YOU SUCCEEDED

have you guys even bisected anyone since jumba?

lMAO YES

YOU WANTED HIM DEAD? WELL THEN

THEEEEEERE YOU GO

THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS WANTED

oh god LOOK AWAY STEVEN

obiisama: I mean Wash came close

Trixielulamoon323 Muriel is at the podium next to Steven, mind if she tries to cover Steven's eyes?

yeah we don't want this poor child to be completely shattered after the first trial

GOOD GOD

please protect Steven Universe

"That fucked up the last nonfucked up part I didnt think I had"

also I think almost everyone's headed bedward so afterparties probably won't be a thing until tomorrow

BUT unless any Nicks have any strong feelings about throwing an afterparty, I volunteer to try to drag everybody out for one

SO did you guys know that Jade almost ended up bisected oNCe in canon?

Oh my god

muriel is too pure for all this

we do not deserve muriel

Jade is not okay right now.

I don't think anyone's okay right now

...maybe Ren

for given values of "okay"

"Ren could be worse"

Yeah, I think everyone who isn't disturbed by the bisection itself is horrified at the implications of what just happened...

Yeah, with Vegeta it's a little less the bisection itself as the "how"

and the ensuing Namek flashbacks

Jade would have been focusing on the how, if not for the fact that she has specific bisection related trauma. Tag yo executions, Monobear!

He did! Just over on the one wall where Jade's not looking, the fourth one over

That was my other muse who checks that wall! Jade just carries lampshades.

DAAAAMN THAT IS A GOOD EXECUTION

I WAS ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH MURIEL

Npnp

may I say, as a total outside observer

that there could not be a more perfect first execution for Cartoon vs Cartoon round

(also that that image has been haunting me since I read it when I got up this morning, THANX)

the moral of the story is the more you bay for the culprit's blood the more fucked up the execution will be

so if anyone kills Steven they're getting the literal worst execution possible, gotcha

well, what's left of them after Lapis is through

yeah you're assuming lapis isn't the trial's culprit

(hey i can finally have my dream of the culprit being murdered by someone who loved the victim)

The execution is just Monobear letting Lapis do her thing

...I mean 2-4 had the culprit having murdered one of the victims because they murdered the other one

2-4, the first trial to be featured on the Tearjerker page before the execution was even posted

2-4 was wonderful, by which I mean really sad.

im not even in this game and Damn