in the area we're in, the like, places that deliver different kinds of foods to upper-class residents is really popular

and there's this one that does like, grass-fed hormone free beef and stuff, i've never bought anything from them but i've seen the trucks around town

and this guy comes into our store and looks like he's about to FAINT so farrah and i are like uh bro are you okay and like, get him some water and stuff

and he's like "dude i'm from alaska the weather here is the WORST"

once he's no longer about to like drop dead in the middle of the storefront, he explains that they were on their way to drop some stuff off for a client and collect payment for the order

but the truck doesn't always come out this way, it's the truck for like, the whole area

they get all the out there, only to find that there's no one there to collect the package. they can't leave just fuckin RAW MEAT outside someone's door but their boss doesn't want them to drive all the way

back without unloading it SOMEWHERE, so they're just trying to get it off the truck like, wholesale

and between farrah and i we'd never be able to do anything with all this meat, but our PARENTS........

so that's the story of how we ended up with 500 bucks worth of prime beef for like 75 bucks per family

hoooooly shit

catapults myself over there

WE COULD HAVE THE SICKEST COOKOUT EVER

REELS YOU IN

DANG NICE

YO WHAT CAN I COME

ZOOMS OVER

hoards all the meat and uses it for my housewarming party tbqfh

MEAT CON

we will literally have people sleeping on the back porch, the townhouse isn't that big but WE CAN MAKE IT WORK

SOMEONE CAN SLEEP WITH THE LIZARD

SLEEPING WITH LIZARDS YOU SAY?

A SMOL ANGRY UROMASTYX YES

I'm not in Texas but I will fly there for meat and lizards

and by angry i just mean she's one and a half so of course she's angry all the time

OH NO CUTE

SHE'S FULL GROWN BUT LIKE, THAT'S STILL A BABY IN UROMASTYX YEARS

I LOVE MY TINY ANGRY DINOSAUR