...goddamnit zoey
dang Zoey
zoey damnit
just
right OUT THE FUCKIN GATE THERE WHY DONTCHA
it's my murdersense
/frantically shoving popcorn in my face
OH NO...
this a cat-astrophe
...oh
OH NO
(At least Ren will still have corn, right?)
(this is not ren's week)
FOR THE LOVE OF MIRACULOUS DO NOT LET MARINETTE INTO THE LIBRARY!
...no
No I refuse
Lapis should have sent him the swords
...I just realized Sokka may not take it well
(All Lapis takes out of this is that she should just give everyone weapons)
ALL DEATHS ARE MADE TO PISS HIM OFF
Especially if Tarrlok ends being the culprit
SOKKA, REN, MARINETTE.... THIS IS GONNA PISS PEOPLE OFF.
what if marinette did it
(My favorite part of Dangan Roleplay experience: spitballing the most ludicrous ideas and trying to justify them)
Who knows, maybe that really happened
(I mean AFTER JOHN EGBERT DECIDED TO CHOP ARADIA MEGIDO INTO MANY DIFFERENT PIECES WITH THE HELP OF A ROLLER COASTER)
(I believe any motive)
Ren...
sdfgdh did you expect anything different out of ren tho
SOKKA NEEDS TO STOP MAKING FRIENDS HERE
THEY ALWAYS GET KILLED THE NEXT WEEK
but no keep Marinette out
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asdfghsdaf oh god I CAN HEAR KEL'S PANIC PERFECTLY IN THAT ONE WORD
(signs you watched too much Kenan & Kel as a kid)
I can't believe Madam Foster's is secretly a Team Rocket base
Sorry Ren, this is how you learn he wasn't really a cat
that'll be the salt in the wound there
for the canonblind this is what he looks like now 
also, Des, you may be the first dead DR player that doesn't need to change their plurk SHSL to make it dead-appropriate 
death? yeah bad. finding your friend wasn't a cat? WELL FUCK EVERYTHING
It's true :V
He had really bad luck
didn't even live to an identity reveal
(Human Expert Kel. heaven help us all)
See this is why you should've taken off the costume, now your girlfriend gets to find out in the worst way possible.
he's very sorry
... Zoey has actually a good point about people not reacting to death well
Im so sorry for the emotional desecration that's going on adrien
can you feel slaps in the afterlife
yes
Aw, Ren... D:
at least there's you, stimpy 2...
The CN side mysteriously has popcorn on the observation deck
I guess he just hit a spot of.....bad luck
you only linked to marinette's~
WOW
stay classy, Monobear
WOW
implying that he likes shitty fabrics and Ladybug's version of Bieber. such despair
such slander and lies
bootylicious dream boy
ok who sent the nicks a sword
Lapis did
Who will tell her?
Oh, the trial will.
....... great. Lapis sent the swords to Sokka.
Althooooough Kel once told Wirt Sokka had a sword, too. He...neglected to say it was a toy sword.
Lapis regrets all her life choices
Lapis
people are dead because of you
think about your choices
I mean the nick side would have had their own swords already
but
ohhhh
Yes, good, your journey to the Dark Side is almost complete
it's just. what she would do lol.
we can say it hurt without actually doing much damage, because power nerfing
heeee
THANK YOU FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM SOKKA
Besides he needs to learn to respect Muriel's power
I wanted people to be like "who even is this"
Also, does anyone on CN have a light we can use for secret passage exploring?
HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS EARS OKAY
it's ok, we're all very shocked that he isn't really a cat
Sokka thought he was a monster like Jina
Speaking of which it looks like Jina's confused too LMAO
good
Hey jackabee Aelita got a candle right? We can use that!
...You know forget Sokka. The sword and fencing outfit makes me think of Vlad.
... wait yeah now i'm curious. did the gym have fencing outfits?
it did! fencing equipment is in there
Okay that explains that!
who summoned me I just got home and onto a laptop
Oh! Yes, Aelita has a candle. Anybody got matches?
frickninja Could the ESHs light the way in the passage like a phone?
if they do, I hope they'll turn on to Adrien's profile so everyone can be confused
it should omh
*omg
try it even if they say no tbh
it's still a good idea
CNs didn't get updated
yes it did
they didnt get the notif but it was updated
that's why they can be surprised when they turn it on 'v'
Monobear just didn't tell em' about it
... I am suddenly hit with a terrible theory but I don't want to say what it is just in case i'm right
:B we are in process of surprise
yay
I must say tho, poor Marinette, Monobear's file on Adrien is special just for her and it's teeeerrible
such disrespect for the dead 
oh my god
and dead's love interests
I'm just waiting for her to notice it after the trial and be like 
aaaa cmon guys I can tag Steven but I want everybody to be involved in the trapdoor thing
SORRY THINGS GOT QUIET, mods are all being Adults (mostly) but things will progress soon!
That's okay
team CN is killing me over here
yeah guys he totally escaped
maybe cat noir killed adrien
and fucked off before he could get punished
it's way funnier
;A; oh noooo
obviously he's off to get Ladybug
Cat/Ladybug/Saiyaman/Blue Spirit teamup for the rescue, obviously.
that would be awesome
/belatedly tosses in the Phantom as the fifth hero
No you know who we need
I just noticed Zoey put "Who are you" for investigation
that is shockingly appropriate
whooo are you. who who who who (asks CN)
Shows up and gets murdered on day one, jeez.
Poor Adrien...
it's the csi theme song so I thought it was appropriate
RandomProphet lepowned frickninja ResplendentRi You guys back yet? Sorry. I gotta go to bed in a few hours so...
we are! we're getting caught up
Kay!~
Monodad is updating the clue count!
Monomom has to run to Walmart at 9:30 in the evening!
/slides in
ALSO EVERYBODY BE AWARE THAT THE WOUND DIAGRAM IS UPDATED
I've had this damn dora the explorer song in my head ALL DAY because of this plurk. You fiends.
true despurr
