Coworker: "You've got a lot of pent up fuckboy-related frustrations don't you." 
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Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
is
it that obvious
LMAO
ah.....................
things I can't believe have been said to me: this
I don't even know any real fuckboys
it's just
sigma
in my defense this campus is crawling with them
you're stared into the abyss too long
the abyss is staring back
why is this my life now
omg......
congrats nemo
don't congratulate me for this.....
Really though I mean
doesn't everyone have some degree of pent-up fuckboy frustrations?
well yes but 
for sigma's visuals
God damn it
Speaking of sigma, dropping the cat puns on new people never gets any less embarrassing
optimismnice that's amazing