/had reeses cups and almost a who package of oreo thins as comfort food

/had been eating healthier and hadn't had much chocolate in a while

result: an underwater mountain with toilet paper clouds and a floater

it was actually a very conical mound and thus took a bit of plunging

I doubt anyone wanted to know about this but it was an amusingly preposterous thought and bright spot to my otherwise unpleasant day and I wanted to share it