"well we want this this this this and this but we only want to pay $800 a month"

walks into spare bedroom the size of my entire first apartment "well the rooms are a little small"

for the latter I know everyone's needs are different and not a lot of people like living in a cardboard box like I do but the first one gets me every time

those people with those laundry lists of demands and then they state their budget and the agent just looks into the camera like it's the office

grips those agents' shoulders

LMAO I was watching one of those the other day while I was waiting for my car service

some of their demands are so ridic

they really are

this last one I was watching they were in greenland and like "we wanna be within walking distance of the city center we want a big bathroom we want an open floorplan and we don't wanna pay over 1000 a month"

and the agent was just like

that doesn't physically exist on this plane

give me more money

L A U G H S

also this has nothing to do with houses but according to imdb sigma's half an inch taller than kylo ren, I still have the high ground

fist pumps

I didn't realize that dweeb was so tall.