sits

for a while it was going really balls to the wall in directions I'm not even sure exist and I almost got lost but it all tied together in the end but moreover

I can finally admit I got straight bioshocked

sigma stop having children you don't know about

omg what

and stop having great sexual tension with them in the second game

I HATE

TIME TRAVEL

THAT WAS MY SHIP

omgggg

and now I have so much fanart to apologize for

I have sinned with these hands

you got skywalkered

grabs face

hahaha

tfw your futuro girlfriend is younger than all three of your kids

fuck timespace

fuck

the space time

omfg

first of all, three kids

secondly hahaha

how old are they... how old is HE

I'm so sleepy and I want to go back to bed but I can't look away from this plurk

oh my god

he's 22!!

futuro sigma is

sigma put that dick away

rip

RIN STOP COMING IN HERE AND SHAMING MY CHARACTER AS A FATHER

ah I called you rin

this is payback for all the times people call me sigma

.............

I digress

futuro sigma is 22!

ztd sigma is mentally 67....

ah

kyle's 22, phi's about 20

amazing

you know how I keep saying reasons I can't canon update number fdsnjfg.

that's the actual reason

he's a way different character

it's a good reason

save it for every game's inevitable timeline swap event

how's his personality changed?

I keep laughing about your sinful fanart

stares at hands

sorry for your lots

anyway, the grimdark nature of the game probably attributed to it but ztd sig was way calmer and less rambunctious. his stupidity came out a little in puzzle dialogue, but by and large he was a lot more mature

which I guess 45 years alone'll do to you

alone omg where was he

also like way more pragmatic in his protectiveness, more willing to let people die to save certain others. which vlr sigma would be like no

the moon

you know, to avoid the global pandemic getting in the way of progress

I literally can't talk about this game without sounding like I'm talking about six different games

ah.... sigma....

what.....

BUT YEAH ON TOP OF THAT everything else was also wild

I've been awake for

almost 24 hours now so I can't arrange many more thoughts besides fuck time travel

omfg go to sleep...

but I have places to go... tags to do...

zero time dilemma

oh my god

SHUT UP...

ok I'm done I can come laugh at you now

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT REALLY HAPPENED

PUTS HEAD DOWN ON DESK AND LAUGHS

sigma keep those 12 inches in your pants and none of this would have happened

I CAN'T BELIEVE

the whole time I was watching those scenes I just imagined you sitting with your face in your hands

watching your ship sink

those scenes involved me lying on the couch at 5 in the morning switching rapidly between crying, laughing, and groaning really loud into pillows

there was a lot of hysterical laughter I was tired