Near clearly must be super tired or there would be about no chance of this happening.

murder :'D

She calls Mello about ten minutes in to take Near home/up to bed

Emi just... accepts it.

Calm down, Light.

Aw, that's sweet, Emi.

God, what the hell would it take for Near to even fall asleep in Light's presence, let alone on him?

(I mean, Hadriel-verse Near has a spell to detect poisons, Light. And he wouldn't eat or drink around you anyway, probably. You ain't getting the chance to drug him first.)

Light needs to calm down.

he's perfectly calm

all the time

look at all this chill!

Though clearly Near should fall asleep on Mello in Hadriel sometime, just so Mello can make hilarious faces about it.

Look, he just forgot to sleep for a couple days, probably. This is fine.

(Near, please take better care of yourself.

good lord boys does Ai need to spike your food with sleeping pills?

/starts running poison checks on his food

(He would do this. He's that paranoid. And he's got magic for this now, it wouldn't even take any time.)

Near you need to sleep

at least take a nap to help mitigate those awful bags under your eyes

He'll sleep when he remembers. This is fine, clearly.

Near is kind of similar. Brain is always going, and that's why it literally fails to cross his mind sometime that he needs to go to sleep.

He knows logically that sleep is good for the brain, but.

Boys ...

Honestly, I headcanon that sometimes Rester had to tell Near to go to bed.

(Mentally sighing about how his boss is being eight years old.)

politely stays as still as possible

You're good people, Tony.

She finds it amazing the two of them have made it into adulthood to be entirely honest

he tries :3

it really is. boys please learn to be slightly more healthy

good. one less she has to worry about

Robyn draws a monocle and a moustache on Toshirou

That's rude, Robyn.

And Near survived to adulthood because he had actual adults around to do everything for him.

He . . . still tends to rely on that kind of thing.

Considering he's kind of living on his own in Hadriel right now, let's be proud of him for not starving, shall we?

Because that brain-being-too-busy thing also tends to apply to his eating habits.

It's how she rolls

It's rude.

Near you worry Ai

He should.

He takes incredibly crappy care of himself.

She's kind of sorry! But she's still giggling

He's never figured out why people laugh at him so much. (Newsflash, Toushirou: it's because of the grump.)

And because he looks like a dignified grump now

He maintains that monocles and moustaches look stupid.

What is she going to do with him and Mello

It's a mystery for the ages.

completely

Then why is he wearing them?

Because some weird girl drew them on his face.

More like some awesome girl that is super duper nice!

Nope, weird rude girl who draws on sleeping people.

Awesomest girl in the whole world who only draws on grumpy grumpers during their naps!

You should leave people alone when they're sleeping, Robyn!