I'm so gay for Sokol

total adrenaline junkie who I'm sure gets off on a good fight and beating people up

he's so sarcastic yet well-humoured and he doesn't give a flying fuck, I need help and an adult

Jimmy's pretty cool too actually but I was like GOD when I found out he's a mad Australian

He's basically Junker but with... marginally less explosions and more blood

When I use Inspire on him he's like YEAYEAYEA I GOT IT MATE and I was like wow you're surprisingly cute (he got added while I wasn't playing Payday so I had no idea who he was)

however, Jimmy, when we're supposed to be casing aka NOT LOOK SUSPICIOUS your suit and blood covered fucking suit isn't going to help us, god

okay apparently Jimmy might be South African or English but he sure as hell sounds Australian

also apparently he's just constantly covered in cocaine dust. alright, dude.