I've been coming back to this and laughing for like a half hour now

carlos for best wingman 2k16

if there were 20 more hours in a day I'd app him to crosscheck just to ship push like britt wants.

i love him so much

this is painfully accurate

Carlos professional wingman

sets the wheels in motion then kicks back to watch his otps

Amazing

you'd have to be so active with him in shippy games

constantly flirting for people

gently guiding them together

you would ugh

Elaborate shipping charts in his journal

a little fairy shipmother...

this is still so funny

if I didn't have a job or shit to live for I'd undertake this task

i love that this is basically canon, everyone going carlos with their relationship problems

going to*

i know, why can't we just rp 24/7

i honestly love this more than anything

this is exactly what happened tho

im so happy carlos was there to be myself-insert and forcibly ship-push akane and junpei together

doing god's work