6 hour drive and finally home

tl;dr my family is so odd

so we saw a yellow-gold license plate

in california yellow-gold license plates arent the norm so my mom saw that and was like "what the fuck"

so she woke me up to be like "the fuck state has a yellow license plate"

> proceed to spend 5 minutes trying to get close to that car to see the state name

> i bother to even get my good glasses

> its new york

> my mom just goes "NEW YORK?" really offendedly

> proceeds to continuously go "they came here from new york? go home. GO HOME TO NEW YORK"

> later Im awoken from sleep again, this time by an offended "WASHINGTON?"

> proceeded by "go home. go back to washington"

> me and my grandmom just repeatedly going "saaaachi" in the car making fun of my mom's nickname

> later there's a car stopping to drop someone off in a parking lot, blocking our way

> the truck has a sticker that says "ELITE: DEMOLITION & somethingelse"

> mom: "I dont care if youre elite get out of the road"

> me, drowning in bags of groceries in the front seat because my grandma won't hold them in the back

> me: "why are you so aggressive, what did those people from washington do to you"

> mom: "they're in the road"

the life of logan