besides "why"

I was going to do the backstory meme but Haha No

do the backstory meme

clearly not, weren't we just discussing that, how i feel only apathy for all of our threads

excited giddy apathy at each tag

this plurk got real homo real quick

whoa

it sure did

do the backstory meme

takes a bow

yeah do the backstory meme

anyway our threads also used to be full homo gross so you should know the answer to this meme and also tag me more

it makes me feel like there should be more cat puns in the world

alright ambi you know the whole backstory how's Jason feel

kicks up feet

also yes we used to be real homo, tags you more

there's never enough cat puns kath

he feels sigma should stop being gross at girls half his age tbqh

i forget....how old is sigma

?????? ??? Jason!!

LAUGHS

He's 22!!!

65*

67***

ah ty

so young and fresh

HE'S 22

that's not even half that's a third

a third his age

oh my god ambi

pls keep it in your pants grandpa

do i have to start pulling up images of bear carvings that you did

???

this is literally cnon

canon

unlike pelt and her weird bear obsession

marks this 4 spoils

your canon is so dumb kath thinks I"m making shit up

Also stop correcting vlr to vile, new phone

It's true but chill

your whole plurk is spoils

your phone knows what's up

I KNOW MY WHOLE PLURK IS SPOILS KNOWING ME IS SPOILS

dfdsfddsf

stares

I'm sorry

i tried to explain to my vlr-savvy friend what spoilers i knew about the series via you

you should be

and her face was literally like [squints]

you know, sort of academically I believe this is all spoilers

but like,

I got no idea what the dicks is going on

LMAO

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"close enough"

AT ALL OF THIS

In all honesty I should probably like write out some kind of backstory outline someday for my own reference as much as anyone else's...

But

like whenever I mention something from this series it sounds like I'm talking about three separate games at least

well you do kinda make me want to play it so I can sort out wtf

I'll be expecting.... bears, and time travel... and sexy grandpas?? Iunno

LMASHSDSHDS

The bears wasn't s part of vlr omg

sorry

shhhh don't tell me that, I'd've spent the whole game waiting for the bears

it would have been funny

ah

darn

But there are grandpas and time travel

No bears just rabbits

WELL I suppose I will accept rabbits as a substitute

It's essentially doctor who if you crush doctor who down into like a single lifetime and mix it with Professor Layton and Saw

and add 300% more lame jokes and lose a few shirts

ppfffffffff hahaha that is a hell of an elevator pitch

oh christ

what kind of gameplay is it?

Did I tell you my sister got to the terrible awkward part where he's telling Luna to pull the lever by gripping the shaft or w/e and was like ?!)! What a dirtbag?! I liked him in that other game

Too much exposure to nature old man sigma out of order

LMFAO

Mature **

god I'm sorry ambi's sister

Also kat it's a visual novel with some escape room-style puzzles thrown in!

Very text heavy

not looking at the rest of this plurk because i need to remain pure for the rest of vlr but

your rping has made me feel sorry for sigma does that count

yes, it does count... it's a legitimate feeling...

we need emotional threads about mindfuck shit

yes gimme

but also finish vlr so I might be more eloquent in the mindfuckery dept.

okay

i will remember this