Let us all applaud his token efforts.
/hands Near an A for effort
He bothered to leave the house for something other than supplies. Way to go, Near.
And what does he pick? The safest, least labour-intensive activity.
Because of course he does.
I am laughing so much at all these rewards everyone is getting.
Near will be getting: 
and 
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet for his beautification efforts.
and Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet for his beautification efforts.
He is going to blow through that puzzle and he will be UNASHAMED OF THE RIDICULOUS BLANKET. 
... Come to think of it, he'll probably put the puzzle together backside-up just to make it more challenging.
Go, go lack of visual reference points!