I wish I'd gotten to play against more of your characters

why so serious?

So serious because "Someone has to be. People act like morons too much."

I mean. There are deeper issues than that, but that's pretty much what Toushirou would actually say.

you actually like candy, right?

and melissa to near: what the fuck is wrong with you???

"I like some, okay. Not every kind." Most grudging truth ever. (Toushirou, don't be grudging over something so dumb.)

success

It's only because of this stupid forced honesty thing, shut up.

"I told you this once. I never experienced conventional socialization and have difficulty looking after myself."

Yeah, Near knows there are some things wrong with him, but. He's pretty secure in who he is.

He doesn't even find that question insulting, like a normal person probably would.

ventose: "Winning is always satisfying, of course. It felt nice to finally crush him. But it was less satisfying than it could have been, since you decided that you had to die in the process."

HAVE FUN WITH THAT FULLY HONEST ANSWER, MELLO.

"why do you even like that cockmongler mello?"

It felt great, but it would have felt better if you hadn't gotten yourself killed, you asshole.

pretend she evven knows Near exists

Like, winning felt awesome. But it could have been better because of Reasons.

Lizblackdog: "He's so interesting, fun, and creative. Also way smarter and braver than all the other kids at the House because he actually plays the game and doesn't quit when he loses."

"All the other children were boring. ... And it's funny to tease him."

Look, nobody said that Near has good taste in people.

it's definitely funny to tease him

He said so many good thing! Rude, Mello.

Near really can be a huge troll, but it's always targeted.

Will you eat this ice cream?

No.

(Look, you asked if he'd eat it, not whether he actually likes it.)

Why not!?

(She's awful at this)