mobile code hurts my soul
No one believes it's 12inches
Mildly insufferable dick that endorses drugging toddlers and setting people on fire. that's such a good testimonial
Put it on your references Rhys
omg this is so good YOU DID BLURBS
achilles gets a smiley face
he's cool people!! just takes getting used to...
although now i am more judgmental of him

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rin's got nice underwear what's wrong with observing that
also i approve of sigma teaching him hip and trendy things
i'll find an excuse for achilles to high fvive him again
Good
Speaking of I left that hanging I'm such a hypocrite I'll get that back at least once
i finally get sigma his high five and you leave me hanging
then we can continue to high five with reckless abandon
I'll give it to you!!

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they're both cuties
everyone is disgusting let's double date sometime
no jk that'd be horrifying
ramir wouldn't know who to oogle most
she would find that situation extremely difficult
why couldn't she have been born with three sets of eyes
I said nvm this would be the worst

no......
theme park date.....kawaii
tiltawhirl sounds like an exercise in olivia dying and sigma getting maimed between achilles and ramir
SON OF KLIM, LET EACH MAN TEST HIS STRENGTH IN A CONTEST
No fair you have super strength
yeah and that just means he's the best
don't worry ramir will defend his honor and demand she competes instead
"defend his honor" really it's just to compete

... goes and plays cute games of skill with olivia instead.
bye have a good time, the real champions will be duking it out over here
oh my god rhys' description is the best thing I've read all week
sigma taking his gags where he can find them
as a man who drugged his space future kid so hard he forgot his own name
I think sigma might till be coming out the worse here
Evan will take this glowing endorsement
u gotta show him your cool fire powers sometime my nerd dude
He'll think u are even cooler
=u= this is irony he will come to enjoy
I'm sure Evan could pull it off.
it's not often that I wish I was playing Evan's mom rather than Evan, but those cat puns...
they're right up her alley
she'd litter them into every conversation
it'd be a real claws for alarm
he'd think she was making fun of him for the longest time...
sigma and puns is my true otp
im sorry it's not sigma and ramir at all
also i can't believe lena missed the whole weird double date this plurk turned into
LMAO they accidentally become swingers
looks at achilles and ramir
maybe not so accidentally
w/e sigma and olivia can have a good time without those headbutty losers.........
im just here to add that yeah that would definitely be an """""accident""""
oh no ramir tripped and is making out with all these attractive people
oh no i've fallen into ramir's hot beefy lady arms and i can't get up
oh no olivia's tripped and fallen into my arms while walking very quickly away from you both and I can't stop

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