my mom has the worst anger issues ever

she basically yelled at me from downstairs for an hour to go walk the dog and I was like I already walked the dog mom

Some minutes later she yells at me again but because she's DOWNSTAIRS and I'm UPSTAIRS I can hardly hear her, so I'm just ughhh and go out my room, my dog is on top of the staircase

I'm just being me, I'm like "my pupiy" and just lie on the floor to play with her

Then she's just like "I'VE HAD ENOUGH/FINE, WHATEVER/however you want to translate her saying もういい" and comes stomping upstairs, grabs my dog right out of my reach, storms downstairs

She's like hells of kinds of pissed, I'm like mom I said I fucking walked the dog already, she accuses me of lying but I'm like no, why the fuck would I

Does that mean she stops being angry? Noooooo.

She then yells at me to keep the second lock on the door open (for homestay situation), and Im like I'm pretty sure I left it open but I'll check later, but then literally about five seconds pass

She literally stops whatever she's doing just to yell directly at me to open the goddamn second lock on the door, I tell her I'm pretty sure I left it open, she says I closed it.

And yanno, I'm just like. Okay, fine. I go to check it.

The second lock is goddamn open.

So I'm just like mom the second lock is open already.

She's still angry.

So she like, vehemently opens the piano's cover, the headphones hanging from the side of it literally slam down into the floor with how much violent force she puts into it?

I ask her "why the hell are you still angry" and she retaliates by going "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT THE VOLUME SO HIGH" (she misheard me probably, but it's still worth saying her reaction was to retaliate

against me).

And you know, I'm just like (john mulaney voice) "nooooooo?"

Then she accuses me of throwing away some soup yesterday, which I did, but I explained to her that the amount of vinegar in that soup literally made my stomach feel like it was burning so I had to

this woman wtf

She gets pissed anyway, and in a rough translation, essentially calls me a useless bum who has no friends just because I had an opportunity window to get a one-day job today but I missed the call.

After that she drops an entire container of pumpkin soup, I offer to help clean it up, I'm cleaning it up, and then she just screeches at me that I'm slow at it, I try to help with the kitchen carpet instead

She's just like "THERE'S NO CHOICE BUT TO MACHINE WASH IT" which you know, is a normal logical statement, if it wasn't delivered so angrily and accusingly

And then she just doesn't respond nor talk to me for the rest of dinner.

And I'm just sitting there quietly eating spogheppi thinking to myself, "I want to go back to Japan "

oh jesus christ those emotes were not intentionAL

Lies on Ri

when do u get to go back bruh

August 2nd, bruh

But yeah that's just kind of how she constantly is, she never takes blame on herself (literally, NEVER) and she will always put the blame on me

Even if the situation literally has nothing to do with me, she's literally brought up "why are you a failure, why did you get a C in chemistry" over me not doing piano practice several times

And I'm like

(john mulaney voice) "whyyyyyy."

"why do you do this."

whyyyyyy tf

This is like, normal stuff, too

sighs

squints......