First off I missed Sam for ages, it was great getting to see them again

The first great thing we did was huddle into a corner and debate for a solid 15 minutes on what shitty movie we wanted to watch that was in theaters at the time

We wanted to watch Ghostbusters but realised we weren't on time at all for that, so we decided instead on the next movie available at the closest time: Tarzan.

Sam got a medium soda and filled it with basically every fruit soda. And got humorously angry when the machine stopped after one second of Peach Lime, depriving us of peach lime soda (wtf is that anyway)

And then we sit in the theater and talk and I rename their pogo pokemon to stupid stuff, its great, I'll get screenshots later

Anyway onto Tarzan. It wasn't a good movie, but it wasn't like, horrendously bad?

We decided that everything about it was okay except for Tarzan himself

I thus dub this movie, "Aryan Tarzan", BECAUSE TARZAN IS BLOND AND BLUE EYED

It's also about the Congo exploitation under King Leopold of Belgium, which is not what I expected out of a Tarzan movie.

ps, lack of Tree Surfing.

Here's a few great quotes of banter between us:

Movie: "What is the most dangerous animal in Africa?"
Sam: "The white man"

"Tarzan is a dick, the movie."
"Dark Tarzan. Wait -- white Tarzan actually"

Movie text: "Port of Boma"
Sam: Boma deez nuts
Me: Stop

I love hanging with Sam, god

Also, Sam groaning out loud for every extremely heterosexual moment

ALSO Sam got so angry at the stupid cliché-ness of the main protagonist, Tarzan, that she actually managed to get the leg rest out of the chair

And make it rise through nothing but sheer rage, and I couldn't put it down after

omg it sounds like you had fun

lmfkasdhugr beautiful, loge

I HAD LOTS OF FUN

GOOD