Child in Backseat: "I can't swallow this meat it won't go down." Child's dad: " Why not? What are you trying to do deep throat it?" My reaction 
"Why on earth would you say that?...
"Why on earth would you say that?...
He is too young to know what that means! At least he better not know what that means!" Dad: "Ask him if he knows what it means." Child: "Nope"
Me directed at the Dad: "So that was just for me to get a reaction?" Dad: 
TYPICAL STEEL!
rolls laughing
If he wasn't driving I would beat the snot out of him!
xD