superpaul
asks
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: did u know the cake is a lie
You: did you know that you sound like a bot
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i does
mao ba?
those strangers sounds like a bot to me
putek!! i didnt know I should Hi first
wahahahaha
reply: Hello?
wahahahahaa
im just pissing all the strangers ive been chatting
wahahaaha
Stranger: Hi Stranger: do you have a 6" penis? You: longer Stranger: mine is longer than yours faggot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lardee
says
hehehe
bitaw... baho naka dardarness
sige daw pril basin magkasugat ta
hmm.. himo tag mga opening nato para mahibaw-an na kita kita ra
lagi
i guess im talking to a real one na jud
wahahahaha
pangitaon tamo ha
ako opening kay AYO!
ok sige
bang BANG!! sounds pretty sexy nasty
hahahaha
You: ayo!
Stranger: ayyyyye!
You: April?
Stranger: YES?
Stranger: JOHN?
You: FUCK YOU!
unsaon man kaya nato ni mag sugat ta no?
probability kay taas kaayo!
ok... you sound like a bot now
wahahaha
Lardee
says
kaka addik ang omegle
o nga.. is that new?
wahahaha
anyway hmmm... nindut mu make ug ing-ani
dardarness akong asl kay 23/M/Paradise
mangutana man gud sila nga "oh, i've never been to paradise"
then akong reply kay, "do you want me to take you there"
mura gud ug ani ba:
Batman: Updog.
Joker: What's Updog?
Batman: Heh.
hahahaha
sold out pick up lines
only yellow hairs falls for that one