I can ship myself there...

Oooh, my own personal barista that would work

I'm a little surprised no one has experimented with this idea

I am too, honestly

I think they do it on a corporate level, but

Yeah, it exists and has been discussed in certain very dense urban areas

granted I was thinking what is more viable is "Ordering enough for an office meeting and get delivery"

(so the least senior person doesnt end up the coffee bitch)

Oh, you mean what I did when I was an intern lol

God I want a caramel macchiato right now

grabs for

I wanna try the coconut milk one. I was going to a few days ago but I got a cold brew instead

I'm a little worried about that myself, but I wanna try anyway

My aversion to coconut is mostly texture anyway

Because why would anyone want to eat soap shavings

But we used to make that stuff by the bottle-full when I was a barista and I still remember how. I may start making it myself.

I love cold brew coffee so much

caramel macchiatooooo ;w;

also man you probably have it since you live in the COFFEE CAPITAL OF THE UNIVERSE but stumptown(?) cold brew

The stuff we made was usually a bit stronger than our normal coffee. It's a lot smoother, too.

chocolate flavor

STUMPTOWN IS SO GOOD

in the little chocolate milk cartons so you can pretend you're five

i love them so much

Postmates will deliver Starbucks here. Usually not GrubHub or DoorDash tho.

I'm not close enough to Seattle for that